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THE RAISE

Welshtaff 2012/07/10 11:16:15






















Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to
you?


Boss:
Sure, come on in,
what can I do for
you?











Employee:
Well sir, as you know, I have been an
employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.


Boss:
Yes.












Employee:
I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I
would like a raise.



I currently
have
four companies after
me
and so I decided to talk to you
first.


Boss:
A raise? I would love to give you a
raise, but this is just not the right
time.












Employee:
I understand your position, and I
know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but
you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty
to this company for over a decade..


Boss:
Taking into account these factors, and
considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten
percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that
sound?












Employee:
Great! It's a deal Thank you,
sir!


Boss:
Before you go, just out of curiosity,
what companies are after
you?












Employee:
Oh,
the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water
Company and the Mortgage
Company!





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