THE RAISE
Welshtaff
2012/07/10 11:16:15
Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to
you?
Boss:
Sure, come on in, what can I do for
you?
Excuse me sir, may I talk to
you?
Boss:
Sure, come on in, what can I do for
you?
Employee:
Well sir, as you know, I have been an
employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss:
Yes.
Well sir, as you know, I have been an
employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss:
Yes.
Employee:
I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I
would like a raise.
I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I
would like a raise.
I currently
have four companies after
me and so I decided to talk to you
first.
Boss:
A raise? I would love to give you a
raise, but this is just not the right
time.
have four companies after
me and so I decided to talk to you
first.
Boss:
A raise? I would love to give you a
raise, but this is just not the right
time.
Employee:
I understand your position, and I
know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but
you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty
to this company for over a decade..
Boss:
Taking into account these factors, and
considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten
percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that
sound?
I understand your position, and I
know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but
you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty
to this company for over a decade..
Boss:
Taking into account these factors, and
considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten
percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that
sound?
Employee:
Great! It's a deal Thank you,
sir!
Boss:
Before you go, just out of curiosity,
what companies are after
you?
Great! It's a deal Thank you,
sir!
Boss:
Before you go, just out of curiosity,
what companies are after
you?
Employee:
Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water
Company and the Mortgage
Company!
Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water
Company and the Mortgage
Company!
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