The Preacher

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The Preacher

Posted November 16, 2009 01:57:25
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An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is
a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression.'

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered
as she spoke, 'Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never
said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

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elptrek November 16, 2009 05:16:02
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Lil♥Angel♥Kisses November 16, 2009 04:36:21

Join the discussion! Leave a comment.
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BienvenuJDC November 16, 2009 02:02:49

I've missed seeing you. Where have you been? Great joke...
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~♥Smiley♥~ to Bienven... November 16, 2009 02:04:42

I havent had much time to get on here and play. I have been so busy with college and work I dont have time for anything else..

I have missed seeing you to.. How have you been?
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Bienven... to ~♥Smiley♥~ November 16, 2009 02:08:32

I've been sick. Hope I get better soon too.
What do you do for work?
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~♥Smiley♥~ to Bienven... November 16, 2009 02:20:54

I hope you feel better..
I am co-owner of my uncles construction company..
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Bienven... to ~♥Smiley♥~ November 16, 2009 02:23:58

Oh, really? What do you do there? I'm being laid off...are you hiring? LOL
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~♥Smiley♥~ to Bienven... November 16, 2009 02:26:33

lol we are always hiring...
My main job is to make sure that windstorm inspections are set up, everyone is paid, the scedule books are up to date, keeping up with the bids.. so on and so forth
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Bienven... to ~♥Smiley♥~ November 16, 2009 02:28:37

Too bad the commute would be too far. I'm a Project Manager working for an almost dead steel company.
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~♥Smiley♥~ to Bienven... November 16, 2009 02:30:01

yeah.. around here the good paying jobs are at the oil companys..