THE POTTY
Elleryqueen
2012/06/08 17:36:58
It is so unusual to get a funny, non-political, non-sexist, non-racist, and
non-doomsday message that I wanted to make your day by sending it along! I know
you'll enjoy it.
A
LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.
HIS MOTHER
THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE
WHAT'S UP.
THE LITTLE
BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
BUT ABOUT
EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN,
GRIPS ONTO
THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS
RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER
SAYS: "JOHNNY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A
WHILE."
JOHNNY SAYS:
"I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET."
MOTHER SAYS:
"OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES.
BUT, JOHNNY,
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"
JOHNNY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP
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