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The Polite way to pee!

The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA 2012/08/10 13:26:37









The Polite Way to
Pee













During one of her daily classes, a
teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following
question:

'Michael, if you were on a
date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go
pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and
impolite‚.

What about you Sherman, how would you say
it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not
very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you,
little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good
manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would
say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after
dinner.'

The teacher
fainted.

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