The Perfect MARRIAGE...

by BARRY0619 Posted 2012/06/17 14:03:17

Related Topics: Food, Restaurant, Car, Divorce, Water, Marriage, bread, Wife, Sleep, Chair, Running, Gadget, Friday, Name, Lake, Texas, Jump

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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a

Little beverage, good food and companionship

She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.

Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas ..

3. I take my wife everywhere....

But she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric

Toaster and electric bread maker.

She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place

To sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well

Because there was water in the carburetor.

I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late

For the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her

First name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months

I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though.

My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!"

sglmom 2012/06/17 18:46:51

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Good Ones!

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Pam 2012/06/17 17:48:55

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Take my wife...please!- Henny Youngman

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EmYo81 2012/06/17 14:34:01

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There is no perfect marriage. If there is, there is no marriage.

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L1 2012/06/17 14:11:19

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Love the satire! Thanks! XD

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BARRY0619 to L1 2012/06/17 14:18:34

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You're welcome!

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ed 2012/06/17 14:11:07 (edited)

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I think it's when a man and woman can make it through all the hard times life brings as well as the good times.

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TasselLady 2012/06/17 14:04:36

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Then don't get married in the first place. Duh!

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ed to TasselLady 2012/06/17 14:13:50

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you have to admit the post is funny[ because of Red Skelton]

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TasselLady to ed 2012/06/17 14:15:12

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It is kind of cute. I've always liked Red Skelton.

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