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The Outhouse!

The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA 2012/05/01 09:47:28






The
Outhouse














Once there was a
little boy who lived in the country. The





family had to
use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it





because it was
so hot in the summer and freezing cold in





the winter and
stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting





on the bank of a
creek and the boy was determined that one





day he would
push that old outhouse straight into the
creek.







One day after a
spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little





boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the





creek. He found
a large stick and started pushing. Finally,





the outhouse
toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his
dad told him they were going to the woodshed





after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy





asked why. The
dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse





into the creek
today. It was you, wasn't it son?"







The boy answered
it was. Then he thought a moment and said,





"Dad, I read in
school today that George Washington chopped





down a cherry
tree and didn't get into trouble because he told





the
truth."

The dad replied,
"Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't





in the cherry
tree."

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