The Outhouse!
The Birdman
2012/05/01 09:47:28
The
Outhouse
Once there was a
little boy who lived in the country. The
family had to
use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it
because it was
so hot in the summer and freezing cold in
the winter and
stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting
on the bank of a
creek and the boy was determined that one
day he would
push that old outhouse straight into the
creek.
One day after a
spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little
boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the
creek. He found
a large stick and started pushing. Finally,
the outhouse
toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his
dad told him they were going to the woodshed
after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy
asked why. The
dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse
into the creek
today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered
it was. Then he thought a moment and said,
"Dad, I read in
school today that George Washington chopped
down a cherry
tree and didn't get into trouble because he told
the
truth."
The dad replied,
"Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't
in the cherry
tree."
Top Opinion
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BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/05/01 11:54:20
BUILDING a NEW OUTHOUSE and HOLD HIS #2 BUSINESS UNTIL IT'S BUILT!
go to "questions share" & go from there. But YOU'RE ALWAYS KIND TO ME!
A guy visited home after his army training to visit his family, his father asked him what that thing pinned to his chest was?
''That's called a grenade Pa!'' he replied...and at that he proceeded to pull the pin on the grenade and threw it down the yard...it landed right next to the outhouse and it went up in a huge explosion...KABOOM!!!!!
Gramdma staggered out of the wreckage and they ran to see if she was ok....
''Are you alright Grandma?''
''Yeah,'' she said.......
''but I'm never having prunes for breakfast again.!!''