The Outhouse!

The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA 2012/05/01 09:47:28


Once there was a
little boy who lived in the country. The

family had to
use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it

because it was
so hot in the summer and freezing cold in

the winter and
stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting

on the bank of a
creek and the boy was determined that one

day he would
push that old outhouse straight into the

One day after a
spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little

boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the

creek. He found
a large stick and started pushing. Finally,

the outhouse
toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his
dad told him they were going to the woodshed

after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy

asked why. The
dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse

into the creek
today. It was you, wasn't it son?"

The boy answered
it was. Then he thought a moment and said,

"Dad, I read in
school today that George Washington chopped

down a cherry
tree and didn't get into trouble because he told


The dad replied,
"Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't

in the cherry

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