The Joke For Today "The Lie clock" ! lol lol
Cindy64~AFCL
2012/05/29 14:18:42
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Good morning everyone and Oh my gosh i am bad lol
lol I just had to post this Joke lol lol have a great
Day!
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A man died and
went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks Behind him..
He asked, 'What
are all those clocks?' St. Peter
answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you
lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the
man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother
Teresa's. The hands have never moved, Indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,'
said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter
responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told Only two lies
in his entire life.' 'Do you have
one for President Obama?' asked the man. Obama's clock
is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.    |
Keep cool..
Thanks for your beautiful sentiments on my home page honey, have a blessed day !!