The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!

Will on the road again 2011/11/08 21:49:45

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents’ I replied -"12 million illegal immigrants; "3 million crack heads; "42 million unemployable people on food stamps, "2 million people in over 243 prisons;” Half of Mexico; and "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate”. Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

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  • Lobster Man 2011/11/11 19:48:24
    Lobster Man
    that is the best!!!
  • patriot 2011/11/10 04:24:06
    My laugh out loud for real post of the day.
  • All American 2011/11/09 14:18:26
    All American
    It may not be acceptable, but it's the truth.
  • DS in Oak Ridge NC 2011/11/09 12:03:00
    DS in Oak Ridge NC
    Well done and well intentioned, but... while they what want and expect honest + complete info on which to determine your tax obligations, you violated their core principle that those additional dependents and burdens are baked into to the tax tables and tax code, and making them see them or think about that proved to be too much for them to deal with.
  • Boris Badinov 2011/11/09 11:08:34
    Boris Badinov
    I think your supposes to omit ACORN and Union members as deductions..
  • david shiel 2011/11/09 10:40:00
  • POODYLOU ☮ R P ☮ 2012 ☮ 2011/11/09 04:14:08
    POODYLOU ☮ R P ☮ 2012 ☮
    I hope you at least applied for the unearned income credit with all those dependents you should have a hellacious refund!!!
  • Rore73 2011/11/09 03:33:12
    It just goes to show, "There's always sum'emp"
  • whitebear62 2011/11/09 03:26:50
    I think you should Bill them for your time. Why should your time be any less important than theirs?
  • Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA 2011/11/09 03:25:25
    Torchmanner ~PWCM~JLA
    Good one!
  • Anna E 2011/11/09 03:22:21
    Anna E
    IRS has absolutely no sense of decency or humor. Go figger!
  • Jackie 2011/11/09 03:13:36
    But an honest one...........................
  • Ken 2011/11/09 02:11:01
    but very logical.
  • Icanbean Arschloch 2011/11/09 01:49:39
    Icanbean  Arschloch
    The iRS doesn't want the truth, ... they want your money.
  • Denny 2011/11/09 01:03:39
    That is rich. You expect a sense of humor at the IRS, With 12 new 12ga shotguns???
  • mal 2011/11/08 23:45:22
    good stuff!
  • sugardaddy 2011/11/08 23:05:57

    The problem as i see it was the lack of clarity regarding 3 million crack heads they wanted to know if you were declaring 3 million people that were mentally cracked ,

    3 million people with physical head trauma ,

    or 3 million people addicted to the smoking form of cocaine,

    Now because i have more common sense then they do i know you were declaring the 3 million cocaine smoker,s

    and if so they wanted to know if you purchased any of the baking soda used to make crack and were going to write that off as a dependent expense for 3 million users
    thus bankrupting there piggy bank for the day . so there covering there assets !

    but if you did buy it all , dont forget to include the gas bill, and the bags of ice and the case of mason jars you used. it all add,s up .

    for further tax savings tips just ask. !

  • SocratesIII 2011/11/08 22:23:48
    Careful there; because you know that the IRS have semi-automatic shotguns now? They just might take you serious and come to collect. lol irs shotguns
  • Idiot repubs 2011/11/08 22:23:30
    Idiot repubs
    Your 42 bucks isn't supporting anyone.
  • Will on... Idiot r... 2011/11/08 22:26:39
    Will on the road again
    Just curious where you came up with the $42?
  • AnnS (Anti-RP2012] 2011/11/08 22:21:26
    AnnS (Anti-RP2012]
    And all those family vacations to the Taj Mahal, 5-star resorts in Spain, Martha's Vineyard, Hawaii.........teleprompter training, golf outings, beer, exotic pies, Polosi's Grey Goose Vodka habit.
  • wicked soda boy 2011/11/08 22:04:39
    wicked soda boy
    Maybe it's because you forgot the jerk in the White House, and his 100 crappy czars.
  • rosehalo 2011/11/08 22:00:09
    You forgot the ones on welfare!
  • Will on... rosehalo 2011/11/08 22:03:25
  • wpsark 2011/11/08 21:51:59
    hahaha, love it!
  • krayzrick 2011/11/08 21:51:21
    Cross off the fools in Congress and send it back.

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