The Fairy & The
A beautiful fairy appeared one day
to an immigrant claimant Outside the
Social Security Offices.
man,' the fairy said,
'I've been told to grant you
Since you’ve just arrived in England with
your wife and seven children.'
told the fairy:
'Well, where I come from we
don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING
He had a brand new shining set of gold
teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two,
more wishes, to go'.
The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big
house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my
And the rest of my refugee relatives who
still live in my country. I want to
bring them all over here.
PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a
beautiful mansion with a three car garage, A
long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a
Full of his nephews playing their
'One, more wish, left for you', said
the fairy, waving her wand.
I want to be English with
English clothes instead of rags, and shawl
And I want to have white skin like the
PING ! - The man was transformed,
wearing worn out jeans from ASDA, A dirty Primark T-shirt and a greasy
baseball cap. He had his
bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my
new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'
'Tough luck. Now that you are
Sweet f*** all
like the rest of us”.