The Fairy & The
Immigrant
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| A beautiful fairy appeared one day
to an immigrant claimant Outside the
Social Security Offices.
| 'My good
man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you
three wishes,
Since you’ve just arrived in England with
your wife and seven children.' The man
told the fairy: 'Well, where I come from we
don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in
them.' The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING
!!!
He had a brand new shining set of gold
teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two,
more wishes, to go'. The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big
house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my
family
And the rest of my refugee relatives who
still live in my country. I want to
bring them all over here. PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a
beautiful mansion with a three car garage, A
long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a
BMW,
Full of his nephews playing their
music.
'One, more wish, left for you', said
the fairy, waving her wand.
I want to be English with
English clothes instead of rags, and shawl
And I want to have white skin like the
English.'
PING ! - The man was transformed,
wearing worn out jeans from ASDA, A dirty Primark T-shirt and a greasy
baseball cap. He had his
bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. 'What
happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my
new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'
The fairy
said
'Tough luck. Now that you are
English,
You're entitled
to
Sweet f*** all
like the rest of us”. And she
disappeared
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sounds very FAMILIAR .. doesn't it!
(Good one!)