The car accident and penis surgery ah life is that way
iamnothere
2012/06/18 23:03:51
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see
you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but
you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay,
you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in
the accident and we couldn't find it."
you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but
you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay,
you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in
the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the
technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come
cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the
technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come
cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "You must decide
how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been
married for over thirty years and this is something you should
discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a
nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher
before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might
be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you
make a decision."
how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been
married for over thirty years and this is something you should
discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a
nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher
before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might
be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you
make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his
wife.
wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So,
have you spoken with your wife?"
have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the
man.
man.
"And has she helped you make a
decision?"
decision?"
"Yes" says the man
.
"What is your decision?" asks the
doctor
.
doctor
.
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",We're getting granite counter
tops.",
tops.",
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HarleyCharley 2012/06/18 23:06:29
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+1Ouch....reply - Bevos 2012/06/19 13:15:28+1ROFLMAO...... Wait ...a... minute..... Still.......... ROFLMAO............ still.....ROFLMAOreply
- DS in Oak Ridge NC 2012/06/19 01:10:28+2OMG... That's sad and funny all at the same time. I'm kinda glad we already have Granite counter-tops, so my fate may not be much better, but won't be exactly the same.reply
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LOL I love a joke that has an interesting twistreply
- dlsofsetx 2012/06/19 01:06:27+1Good one.reply
- kennypart1 2012/06/18 23:43:27+1I think I would have to make my own after that, then use it on them granite counter topsreply
- Ken 2012/06/18 23:30:17+2Typical wife.reply
- Rusty Shackleford 2012/06/18 23:28:22+2NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1reply
- cynsity 2012/06/18 23:25:07+2AHHHHHH that is soooo wrong... funny as heck but totally wrong. Especially when i think i have already been married 20 years and to think I only have 10 years left... but damn granite counter tops... toss up totallyreply
- Kat 2012/06/18 23:13:25+3Musta been an old guy. LOLreply
- Mike 2012/06/18 23:06:52+3
reply - HarleyCharley 2012/06/18 23:06:29+4funny....reply
