The Bride....

A woman who had been married three
times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was
looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam,"
replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you
looking for?"

The bride to be said, "A long
frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit,
then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature
are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time
- for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory
or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well," replied the
customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you
that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my
marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first
husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our
honey moon hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled
immediately and never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third
husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That
one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years,
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but
nothing ever happened!"