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Link 2012/08/18 22:55:36

Dear Mum,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.


Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.


Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put petrol on a fire, it will blow up?


The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes.

Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.
We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Ted gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the crash. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Ted said that with a bus that old, you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance.
We think it's a super bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the bumpers. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the policeman stopped and talked to us.


Scoutmaster Ted is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Horace how to drive on the mountain roads where there aren't any cops. All we ever see up there are huge logging trucks.
This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Ted wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast (it's concrete because we didn't have any plaster), so he let us take the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.
Scoutmaster Ted isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.


Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we all got to see how a tourniquet works.


Steve and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?


I have to go now. We are going to town to post our letters and

buy some more beer and ammo. Don't worry about anything. We are fine and tonight it's my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster's tent.

Love,

Tommy

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  • sjalan 2012/08/19 05:52:14
    sjalan
    +1
    The updated version of Camp Granada - Hello Muth, Hello Fatr

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda

    Here I am at Camp Granada

    Camp is very entertaining

    And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

    I went hiking with Joe Spivey

    He developed poison ivy

    You remember Leonard Skinner

    He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

    All the counselors, hate the waiters

    And the lake has alligators

    And the head coach, wants no sissys

    So he reads to us from something called Ullyses

    Now I don't want this should scare ya

    But my bunkmate has malaria

    You remember, Jeffrey Hardy

    They're about to organize a searching party

    Take me home, oh Mudda Fadda

    Take me home, I hate Granada

    Don't leave me out in the forest where

    I might get eaten by a bear

    Take me home, I promise I will not make noise

    Or mess the house with other boys

    Oh please don't make me stay

    I've been here one whole day

    Dearest Fadda, darling Mudda

    How's my precious, little brudda

    Let me come home, if you miss me

    I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me

    Wait a minute, it stopped hailing

    Guys are swimming, guys are sailing

    Playing baseball, gee that's betta

    Mudda, fadda, kindly disregard this letta
    The updated version of Camp Granada - Hello Muth, Hello Fatr

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda

    Here I am at Camp Granada

    Camp is very entertaining

    And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

    I went hiking with Joe Spivey

    He developed poison ivy

    You remember Leonard Skinner

    He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner

    All the counselors, hate the waiters

    And the lake has alligators

    And the head coach, wants no sissys

    So he reads to us from something called Ullyses

    Now I don't want this should scare ya

    But my bunkmate has malaria

    You remember, Jeffrey Hardy

    They're about to organize a searching party

    Take me home, oh Mudda Fadda

    Take me home, I hate Granada

    Don't leave me out in the forest where

    I might get eaten by a bear

    Take me home, I promise I will not make noise

    Or mess the house with other boys

    Oh please don't make me stay

    I've been here one whole day

    Dearest Fadda, darling Mudda

    How's my precious, little brudda

    Let me come home, if you miss me

    I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me

    Wait a minute, it stopped hailing

    Guys are swimming, guys are sailing

    Playing baseball, gee that's betta

    Mudda, fadda, kindly disregard this letta
    (more)
  • Glitchie 2012/08/19 02:54:35
    Glitchie
    +1
    Wow... I know this would be bad if it really happened, but man, that was funny. :-)
  • Link Glitchie 2012/08/19 03:35:16
    Link
    +1
    Very true!
  • Kat 2012/08/19 00:19:53
  • BUCCANEER~POTL~PWCM~JLA 2012/08/18 23:27:47

Fun

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