THE BLONDE PAINT JOB..

A BLONDE CANVASSED A WEALTHY NEIGHBORHOOD LOOKING FOR ODD JOBS..SHE WENT TO THE FRONT DOOR OF THE FIRST HOUSE AND ASKED THE OWNER IF HE HAD ANYTHING FOR HER TO DO..WEE YOU CAN PAINT MY FRONT PORCH. HOE MUCH WILL YOU CHARGE?? HOW ABOUT 50. DOLLARS??THE MAN AGREED AND TOLD HER THE PAINT WAS IN THE GARAGE..A SHOUT TOME LATER, THE BLONDE CAME BACK TO COLLECT HER MONEY. YOU' RE FINISHED ALREADY?? HE ASKED. YES THE BLONDE ANSWERED..AND I HAD PAINT LEFT OVER..SO I GAVE IT TWO COATS..IMPRESSED , THE MAN REACHED INTO HIS POCKET FOR THE 50 DOLLARS.. AND BY THE WAY THE BLONDE ADDED THAT S NOT A PORCH, IT IS A FERRARI..