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The BLOND and the MERCEDES

Link 2012/08/09 11:27:59
Related Topics: Car, Earth, Blonde, Drive, New, Call

A Rich Blond buys a new Mercedes SL550.





She drives the car perfectly

well during the day, but at night, the car just
won't move at all.





After trying to
drive the car at night for a week (but without any


luck), she furiously calls the Mercedes
dealer, and they send out a
technician.





The technician examines the car and finds
nothing wrong
with it. So he turns to the
blonde and asks:



"Ma'am, are you sure you

are using the right gears?"




Insulted, the
blonde replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on earth could


you ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know!
Of course I'm using
the right
gears;



I use D during the day and N at night."
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  • Xerxes,Phantom of PHAET 2012/08/09 15:17:19
  • Dagon 2012/08/09 14:47:20
  • jeremyperryfranz 2012/08/09 14:07:43
    jeremyperryfranz
    +2
    I like it more when blondes are washing the cars http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/image...
  • Link jeremyp... 2012/08/09 22:56:02
    Link
    +2
    Did a blond post that photo? All I got when I clicked on the link was the code for the image:

    And I quote:
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  • jeremyp... Link 2012/08/10 11:43:49
    jeremyperryfranz
    +1
    Naw, but that's okay, I can always edit
  • GeorgiaGirl 2012/08/09 13:13:08
    GeorgiaGirl
    +2
    Gotta love us! LOL

    dumb blond
  • Link Georgia... 2012/08/09 22:53:35
    Link
    +1
    Absolutely!
  • Anonymouse ~superdoge~ 2012/08/09 12:55:56
    Anonymouse ~superdoge~
    +2
    Damned automatics...
  • U-Dog 2012/08/09 12:08:59
    U-Dog
    +1
    Stupid mechanic, don't he know nothin lol.
  • Link U-Dog 2012/08/09 22:53:50
  • The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA 2012/08/09 12:02:59
  • Link 2012/08/09 11:38:34
    Link
    +2
    Yep, sorry folks... yet another joke at the expense of a blond...

    DISCLAIMER: I did not write this joke... LOL... I do not think all blonds are this dumb.
  • Heathen 2012/08/09 11:34:56

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