The Black Bra

The
Black Bra (as
told by a
woman)



I had
lunch with 2
of my
unmarried
friends.

One is
engaged, one
is a mistress,
and I have
been married
for 20+ years.



We were
chatting about
our
relationships
and decided to
amaze our men
by greeting
them at the
door wearing a
black bra,
stiletto heels
and a mask
over our eyes.
We agreed to
meet in a few
days to
exchange
notes..



Here's
how it all
went.



My
engaged friend:

The
other night
when my
boyfriend came
over he found
me with a
black leather
bodice, tall
stilettos and
a mask.

He saw
me and said,
'You are the
woman of my
dreams.

I love
you.' Then we
made
passionate
love all night
long.



The
mistress:

Me too!
The other
night I met my
lover at his
office and I
was wearing a
raincoat,
under it only
the black bra,
heels and a
mask over my
eyes. When I
opened the
raincoat he
didn't say a
word, but he
started to
tremble and we
had wild sex
all night.



Then
I had to share
my story:

When my
husband came
home I was
wearing the
black bra,
Black
stockings,
stilettos and
a mask over my
eyes.

When he
came in the
door and saw
me he said,









(you
are going to
love
this.....)

"What's
for dinner,
Zorro?"