
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Jana ♥ ♥ ♥
2012/03/02 02:57:56
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
> A: It's
Braille for 'suck here'.
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
>
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
>
> Q: WHAT DO
YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call
it a Goodyear.
>
>
> Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED
AFTER WOMEN?
> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
>
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
>
> Q:
WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
> A:
Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
>
>
> BONUS
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
>
> Q: What is a man's Ultimate
embarrassment?
> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his
nose.
>
> Nominated as the world's best short joke
>
>
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
> 'Mum,' he
asked, 'Are these my brains?'
> 'Not yet,' she replied
These made me laugh so hard lmao
> A: It's
Braille for 'suck here'.
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
>
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
>
> Q: WHAT DO
YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call
it a Goodyear.
>
>
> Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED
AFTER WOMEN?
> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
>
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
>
> Q:
WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
> A:
Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
>
>
> BONUS
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
>
> Q: What is a man's Ultimate
embarrassment?
> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his
nose.
>
> Nominated as the world's best short joke
>
>
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
> 'Mum,' he
asked, 'Are these my brains?'
> 'Not yet,' she replied
These made me laugh so hard lmao
Top Opinion
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Lobster Man 2012/03/03 13:50:32






















I wish i could go lobster fishing with you...mmmmm...sounds delish!
Thanks,king...i'm much better now.