Thank You, Haters: A Dedication (Rave Party)
Melizmatic
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Oh, Sodahead; my crazy, amusing, deranged, whimsical, naive, and utterly delusional Sodahead ~ how I adore thee.
You never fail to keep me entertained.
With the seemingly never ending barrage of certifiable lunatics, e-thugs, trolls, morons, hatriots, pompus know-it-alls, 'thumpers, attention whores, conspiracy theorists, jokesters, and a smattering of a few folks who are actually fun, this place is a regular laugh riot, pretty much 24/7.
From 'rabid virgin brides' to obsessed fan girls, every flavor of cuckoo is represented here; and whatever or whomever people choose to hate, from the POTUS to Rhianna, they can find an entire legion of like minded-haters to join in their perpetual circle jerk of malice.
(And they say 'angry sex' isn't a good thing.)
This post is dedicated to all my favorite whackadoos who keep me perpetually laughing and make my tedious work day go so much faster:
Thank you.
Thank you for investing so much time & energy into a total stranger whom you've never even seen, let alone met, and all because my opinions "make you so mad."
Thank you for making me such a 'notorious' presence on a website of this magnitude; without such irate and persistent haters as yourselves, I would have surely just faded into the background unnoticed by now.
Thank you for constantly assuring me of just how very important I am to you, via piggyback comments and personally dedicated hate threads, all for little old moi.
Thank you for going completely bat-shit when I decide that you are just not worth conversing with; that reassures me that I hold a truly special place in your hearts, that you would get so upset at being denied my obviously invaluable commentary.
Otherwise, you would surely just move on.
(For anybody out there who's a little too dense to get my drift, that means that I block anyone who annoys me. Anyone.)
Thank you for making me legend ~ wait for it ~ dary as an online persona, by attributing powers to me that I have never held; I don't work for the site, I'm not a moderator, and I don't have the ability to get anyone's comments deleted or their account deactivated.
But because of your constant rumor-mongering, many people THINK I do, and that's damn near just as good, if you ask me.
After all, for many people here, perception IS reality.
So again, for all that and more; I say thank you.
Thank you for all your attention ~ nay, your total obsession, and most of all for your vehement loathing of all things Melizmatic.
It just makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside to know that I have affected your lives so deeply, and without even trying.
And while its true that none of you will ever mean as much to me as I obviously do to you, take consolation in the fact that I actually even deigned to notice your existence.
Please everyone, join me now in celebrating SH's most valuable commodity; the people who are so miserable, warped and lonely that a site like SH seems to have become just as important to them as real life.
And by all means feel free to offer a token of gratitude to your own haters; after all, everyone needs to know that they are appreciated.
You never fail to keep me entertained.
With the seemingly never ending barrage of certifiable lunatics, e-thugs, trolls, morons, hatriots, pompus know-it-alls, 'thumpers, attention whores, conspiracy theorists, jokesters, and a smattering of a few folks who are actually fun, this place is a regular laugh riot, pretty much 24/7.
From 'rabid virgin brides' to obsessed fan girls, every flavor of cuckoo is represented here; and whatever or whomever people choose to hate, from the POTUS to Rhianna, they can find an entire legion of like minded-haters to join in their perpetual circle jerk of malice.
(And they say 'angry sex' isn't a good thing.)
This post is dedicated to all my favorite whackadoos who keep me perpetually laughing and make my tedious work day go so much faster:
Thank you.
Thank you for investing so much time & energy into a total stranger whom you've never even seen, let alone met, and all because my opinions "make you so mad."
Thank you for making me such a 'notorious' presence on a website of this magnitude; without such irate and persistent haters as yourselves, I would have surely just faded into the background unnoticed by now.
Thank you for constantly assuring me of just how very important I am to you, via piggyback comments and personally dedicated hate threads, all for little old moi.
Thank you for going completely bat-shit when I decide that you are just not worth conversing with; that reassures me that I hold a truly special place in your hearts, that you would get so upset at being denied my obviously invaluable commentary.
Otherwise, you would surely just move on.
(For anybody out there who's a little too dense to get my drift, that means that I block anyone who annoys me. Anyone.)
Thank you for making me legend ~ wait for it ~ dary as an online persona, by attributing powers to me that I have never held; I don't work for the site, I'm not a moderator, and I don't have the ability to get anyone's comments deleted or their account deactivated.
But because of your constant rumor-mongering, many people THINK I do, and that's damn near just as good, if you ask me.
After all, for many people here, perception IS reality.
So again, for all that and more; I say thank you.
Thank you for all your attention ~ nay, your total obsession, and most of all for your vehement loathing of all things Melizmatic.
It just makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside to know that I have affected your lives so deeply, and without even trying.
And while its true that none of you will ever mean as much to me as I obviously do to you, take consolation in the fact that I actually even deigned to notice your existence.
Please everyone, join me now in celebrating SH's most valuable commodity; the people who are so miserable, warped and lonely that a site like SH seems to have become just as important to them as real life.
And by all means feel free to offer a token of gratitude to your own haters; after all, everyone needs to know that they are appreciated.
Top Opinion
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Assassin~ Badass Buzz Guru 2011/12/07 23:24:09Nobody Pisses People Off Like You Do, Melz.
+16No one pisses people off like you. I have my haters, but nothing like your's....I am sooooo Jealous....LOL...Maybe if I hone my killer instinct a bit, I'll get there.
And now I also want to rent 'Trading Places' again, aside from its positive moral; its utterly hilarious.
"No can-do. I'll be dining with Penelope this evening."
Of course, this particular post could be considered 'button pushing'; but in all fairness, certain members have been trying to push mine for months on end now.
I just felt the need to show my 'gratitude.'
Thanks
*lolz
I'm just curious; do you think that I 'attacked' the main participant in that conversation, or was I just giving my honest opinion?
Thank Dumbledore that someone else who's both objective and rational sees it that way.
The little drama queen and 2 of her butt-kissing buddies swear that I was "attacking" her.
While generally I don't care what people say about me on this site, that irritated me a little bit, because I know all too well what REAL harassment & attacks are like, and so does anyone one else who's been here for any decent amount of time.
I told them that if they really felt so 'persecuted' to report me.
I encourage anyone to report anything they think is a TOS violation, even if its coming from me.
That way, if nothing happens, that affirms that they were just being hyper-sensitive and over-reacting.
Probably because you don't try to force your views onto me, and you don't come at me crazy.
That whole 'mutual respect' thing goes a long way...
Thanks for dropping in...
Cooleo...let's groove! :)
Artfully written op-ed, Melicious! May you continue to make narrow-minded heads melt for years to come!
Melicious is my beloved doppelganger:
http://www.sodahead.com/user/...
O_O
Silly kid. 0.o
Well, in either case, may "both of you" continue to raise the collective IQ of this krazy place.