Teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment....
doc moto
2012/08/26 12:41:20
Aunt Karen.
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at
the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,
began to tell their stories. There were all the regular
types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay,
that only William was left.
"William, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my
Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm,
and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of
whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so
the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute
landed her right in the middle of 20
Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran
out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till
the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with
her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What
did your daddy tell you was the moral to this
horrible story?'
'Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at
the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,
began to tell their stories. There were all the regular
types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay,
that only William was left.
"William, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my
Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm,
and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of
whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so
the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute
landed her right in the middle of 20
Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran
out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till
the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with
her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What
did your daddy tell you was the moral to this
horrible story?'
'Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'
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+1Talk about RAMBO!!! LOL
reply - Sumātogai 2012/09/02 10:54:07+1Very yoi.reply
- RoyDMercer - IFOTFD 2012/08/29 16:06:51+1good advice. I agree with the Dad.reply
- the judgebigdogeagle 2012/08/26 22:32:19+1LMFAO.
reply - David 2012/08/26 21:01:12+1Sound advice!reply
- us 2012/08/26 20:16:16+1I like this,reply
- Rebecca Ells 2012/08/26 18:54:56+1
reply - Jeok 2012/08/26 18:05:33+1MARVELOUS!!! Sounds like my Aunt Tina. TYFYIreply
- Marianne 2012/08/26 17:54:48+1Good black humour!reply
- NYCbrit 2012/08/26 16:53:29+1Wish the whiskey drinkers I've known could channel their "liquid courage" as well!
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+1Loved controlling them warts, they are one crazy bunch of gunners, as all that craft is would be 'winged-gun' craft...same as 'puff-dragon' from NAM period...reply
- Maddog 2012/08/26 16:53:14+1ROFLMAO!reply
- Gray Parks 2012/08/26 16:30:21
- Jaison Agy 2012/08/26 16:10:25+2nice1reply
- johnqpublic 2012/08/26 16:07:57+1HYSTERICAL !!!!!reply
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reply - <3XXmiyuXX<3 2012/08/26 14:29:40+1People find this funny?reply
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Some do; some find this funny also---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?... <---we do not, as bragging that cost our lives, our security is not a joke...sorry you did not see the awkward ploy in joke passing, true it is not good to jest.... Ot is a weakness we all share, I have it due to stuff happening to me personally... Have a good day and stay away from doctor moto, proclaimed which doctor and BTW, if you are Korean, I used to train some of your men folk that protect your rights to living under a free society by preparing them to keep the communist on the other side of the 38... Gud day!reply
- Metaldane 2012/08/26 13:59:04+1Another reason why I support women in the military lolreply
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I do and I pray the men respect them, even when they (women) act like something that might influence an act of aggression and then it gets one sided and we know who then gets hurt, the weaker on, it might be the mind, the body, the spirit, either case, someone always gets hurt!reply
- Metaldane doc moto 2012/08/26 21:22:27As a guy I'll admit we are the sissies in that situation lolreply
- Erin V. 2012/08/26 13:47:45haha :)reply
- Link 2012/08/26 13:06:21+2LOL... Poor Aunt Karen... ever the misunderstood one in the family...reply
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- LibertyCaroline 2012/08/26 13:00:02+1lolreply
- TasselLady 2012/08/26 12:51:46+4reply
- Dar 2012/08/26 12:49:13+2LOLOLOLOL!reply
- Kat ♪ 2012/08/26 12:47:30+2ROFLMAO I would.reply
- Crypt_Heart 2012/08/26 12:45:35+1Rofl sounds like my mother >.<reply
