TBH..... Leik mah statusssss!!!! -____-

For those of you who don't know, TBH means to be honest. It's something that people frequently use as a FaceBook status. When someone "likes" it, you write something on their wall that's "honest." But for the most part, people only write things like "You're pretty!" or "You're funny!" or, "You're my BFF!!!!!" Well.... this is what they would sound like if they were REALLY honest.



Tbh..... You're fat!!! Put some goddamn clothes on!



Tbh...... No one wants to hear about your constant baby mama drama.



Tbh...... Liking a facebook status doesn't make you an activist.



Tbh...... Using instagram doesn't make you a professional photographer.



Tbh...... I WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOUR GAME REQUESTS! NEVER!



Tbh...... Nor will I accept your family request.



Tbh...... It's bad enough that we're friends.



Tbh...... Posting pictures of Jesus and quotes from the Bible doesn't make you any less of a whore, so please just stop fronting.



Tbh...... You're frigid, stuck up and unapproachable; I poked you once and you messaged me telling me to stop stalking you.



Tbh...... I have filthy, depraved fantasies about you all the time.



Tbh...... No one cares about your children. Please find another media that isn't FaceBook to live vicariously through your children.