Steps To Quality Debate

Posted October 13, 2009 13:12:37
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1. Find a topic you agree with.
2. Make a sarcastic, bitter comment that blames Obama for anything wrong with the topic.
3. Make a Hitler analogy! Be creative.
4. Knit Christianity into your response. If they disagree with you, they hate God, so they'll burn in hell.
5. If anyone DOES disagree with you, make sure you TELL them they're going to burn in hell, and subsequently block them.

Aristotle would be proud.

Snowhite February 01, 2011 03:34:03

+1
perfect love this using this in my 8th grade debate... hope my teacher wont mind =D

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echoes January 25, 2010 00:03:23

LOL!

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Jack to echoes January 25, 2010 00:07:50

I wrote this a while ago - now I know it's an incomplete tutorial. I have a few steps to add that I learned while observing some of the Great Sodahead Elite.

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echoes to Jack January 25, 2010 13:45:27

Yea.. you forgot "Block your opponent from replying so that you get the last word."

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Jack to echoes January 25, 2010 17:06:51

Yeah... and follow up (optional) with a blog to explain to all of your readers what a jerk they were and why you blocked them.

Plus, somewhere in between the beginning and the end of step 5, add: "Torque their post HARD, argue with the new meaning you get out of it, and then blame their idiotic views on their political alignment."

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echoes to Jack January 26, 2010 00:45:27

LOL..it's funny cuz it's true.

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