STAY OFF YOUR BICYCLE

Stay Off Your Bicycle

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could
hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

The vet found that the
problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could
then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Sandra that if she
wanted to keep this from recurring, she should
go to the store and get some "Nair" hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Sandra went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At
the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this
under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Sandra said, "I'm not using
it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs,
don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Sandra replied, "I'm not
using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on
my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Well,
stay off your bicycle for about a week."