Sounds Dirty, But Isn't?

by K-ZOOMI-----0 Posted 2011/05/18 20:51:19

Related Topics: The Office, Office, Laptop, Desk

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	HAHAHA!	62 votes	78%
	I Have One...	13 votes	16%
	The Office Will Never Be The Same!	5 votes	6%

--- Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

position 2 number 1 sounds dirty office 1 fair work

position 2 number 1 sounds dirty office 1 fair work

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Assassin~ Badass Buzz Guru 2011/05/18 20:55:39

I Have One...

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He is going down and taking everyone with him.
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K-ZOOMI... to Jj 2011/05/19 16:39:01

+2
hehehe! *devilish grin*
Thanks 'Jane'. :)

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Autumn 2011/05/19 10:30:23

HAHAHA!

+3

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dm 2011/05/19 09:24:44 (edited)

HAHAHA!

+3
Ahahaha

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K-ZOOMI... to dm 2011/05/19 16:47:13

+2
HEHEHE!
Thanks 'kurai'. :)

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Xerxes,Phantom of PHAET 2011/05/19 05:35:16

HAHAHA!

+3
LMAO, are sure?

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K-ZOOMI... to Xerxes,... 2011/05/19 16:48:05

+2
Glad you LMAO'd. hehehe!
Thanks 'Xerxes'. :)

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CS Kaulitz <3 2011/05/19 02:28:05

I Have One...

+4
I think it's jammed! Wait, nope! There I go

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K-ZOOMI... to CS Kaul... 2011/05/19 17:00:45

+3
HA HA HA!
Thanks 'CS'. :)

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Frank 2011/05/19 02:25:01

HAHAHA!

+3
nice

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K-ZOOMI... to Frank 2011/05/19 17:00:58

+2
Thanks 'Frank'. :)

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SODAHEADSHEAD 2011/05/19 02:22:58

I Have One...

+4
im coming!

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K-ZOOMI... to SODAHEA... 2011/05/19 17:01:21

+2
Okay~~~
Thanks 'SODAHEADSHEAD'. :)

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Diana 2011/05/19 01:06:59

I Have One...

+5
It's stuck,can you get it out.

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K-ZOOMI... to Diana 2011/05/19 17:02:33

+3
OUCH? hehehe!
Thanks 'Diana'. :)

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Chris~BN-2.Just here to hav... 2011/05/19 00:51:19

HAHAHA!

+2
Good one, I like it!

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K-ZOOMI... to Chris~B... 2011/05/19 17:03:00 (edited)

+3
Thanks Chris.

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Chris~B... to K-ZOOMI... 2011/05/19 17:15:27

+2
Awww, flattery will get you everywhere, lol.

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K-ZOOMI... to Chris~B... 2011/05/19 18:10:33 (edited)

+3
That's nice.

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Chris~B... to K-ZOOMI... 2011/05/19 22:54:20

+2
You are so sweet. : )

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K-ZOOMI... to Chris~B... 2011/05/20 15:01:28 (edited)

+2
Am I?

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Chris~B... to K-ZOOMI... 2011/05/20 23:43:00

+2
Yes, very. : )

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K-ZOOMI... to Chris~B... 2011/05/21 01:47:32 (edited)

+2
Okay.

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Nisa PinkySwear(*~*) 2011/05/19 00:47:49

HAHAHA!

+4
LOL

" Ready to get off "
"I'll take the top, you take the bottom"
" It wont stay up! "
" Lets make this last longer "

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K-ZOOMI... to Nisa Pi... 2011/05/19 17:03:55

+3
"Mmmm...Parkay!"
hahaha!
Thanks 'Nisa'. :)

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Queen Tamara/Tamar Mepe 2011/05/19 00:03:28

HAHAHA!

+4
Oh my goodness thanks I needed this, was getting cranky and wanting to go home like NOW! LOL

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K-ZOOMI... to Queen T... 2011/05/19 17:06:14

+3
Well, you are always invited to stay. :)
Thanks 'Queen'. :)

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MisterD 2011/05/19 00:02:56

HAHAHA!

+4
Thanks for another laugh, K!!

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K-ZOOMI... to MisterD 2011/05/19 17:11:27

+3
Of Course.
Thanks 'MisterD'. :)

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Captain Kirk~POTL 2011/05/18 23:57:27

HAHAHA!

+5
LMFAO!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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K-ZOOMI... to Captain... 2011/05/19 17:11:45

+3
You are welcomed 'Captain'. :)

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mz jane 2011/05/18 23:06:33

HAHAHA!

+4
Will have to stop and think now before saying anything at the office! LOL!!!

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K-ZOOMI... to mz jane 2011/05/19 17:12:25

+2
HAH! Especially in front of the Boss.
Thanks 'mz jane'. :)

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mz jane to K-ZOOMI... 2011/05/19 18:15:58

+2
I am the boss, so I will really have to watch the tongue

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K-ZOOMI... to mz jane 2011/05/19 18:17:01

+2
That is a conundrum. heheeh!

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Gooky 2011/05/18 23:05:29

I Have One...

+5
Talking to my son,about 25 years ago at the dinner table..."EAT YOUR MEAT"!

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K-ZOOMI... to Gooky 2011/05/19 17:14:10

+3
"YES MAIM!"
I will always listen to you. hehehe!
Thanks Gooky. :)

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kfallslady 2011/05/18 23:01:08

HAHAHA!

+2
good ones Sweetie, hugs

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K-ZOOMI... to kfallslady 2011/05/19 17:14:39

+4
Aww... Hugs back Sheila. ;)
Thanks. :)

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Happy 2011/05/18 22:45:30

HAHAHA!

+4

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K-ZOOMI... to Happy 2011/05/19 17:17:26

+4

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