# Some Mathematics 4U man& WOEmen....care 2 share

gkirmani 2012/05/18 18:43:21

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep +
work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work
+ enjoy

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey
+ work

In other words,

Human that don't know
how to enjoy = Donkey that work

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep +
earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn
moneyTherefore,

Men - earn money =
Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn
money = Donkey

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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep +
spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys +
spend

Therefore,

Women - spend =
Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend
= Donkeys

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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn
money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not
to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not
to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys
+ earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from
postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

You!

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• Freak123 2012/05/22 20:43:49
• Emi 2012/05/21 03:47:39
OMG!!! You're too awesome!!!!

I love this "Math" equation!!
• Me 2012/05/19 03:07:13
to tired to think...:-)
• ♒ßεllεchεvεllε®♒ 2012/05/18 19:41:44
revelation! lol
• 666_Maggots~PassionForGlory... 2012/05/18 19:30:18
It's all coming together now!
• flyingseaturtle BN 2012/05/18 19:11:09
I am just a donkey that dose not spend money ;-)
• FeedFwd 2012/05/18 19:01:13
Is the basic assumption flawed? Do donkeys really equal eat and sleep?

When I was in school, we used to say, "I am nothing without her."
Therefore ME = SHE
replacing E with IT yields MIT = \$HIT.

But after school we realized (sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Fan Club song for any of you old enough to remember):
M I T....
P h D....
Money!

;)
• Chanel 2012/05/18 18:56:23
Hm, interesting...
• EscapedMentalPatient 2012/05/18 18:46:19
• Chanel Escaped... 2012/05/18 18:56:47
LOL!
• gkirmani 2012/05/18 18:44:18
Always zero in MATHS that is for those who are MARRIED>>>>>>>>>>>>>????????

Fun

2013/05/24 17:19:28