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gkirmani 2012/05/18 18:43:21


Equation 1



Human = eat + sleep +
work + enjoy



Donkey = eat + sleep





Therefore,



Human = Donkey + work
+ enjoy





Therefore,



Human - enjoy = Donkey
+ work



In other words,



Human that don't know
how to enjoy = Donkey that work



=== ===



Equation 2



Men = eat + sleep +
earn money



Donkeys = eat + sleep





Therefore,



Men = Donkeys + earn
moneyTherefore,



Men - earn money =
Donkeys



In other words,



Men that don't earn
money = Donkey



=== ====



Equation 3



Women = eat + sleep +
spend



Donkeys = eat + sleep



Therefore,



Women = Donkeys +
spend



Therefore,



Women - spend =
Donkeys



In other words,



Women that don't spend
= Donkeys



============ =========



To Conclude:





From Equation 2 and Equation 3



Men that don't earn
money = Women that don't spend.



So, Men earn money not
to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)



And, Women spend not
to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)



So, we have?



Men + Women = Donkeys
+ earn money + Donkeys + spend money



Therefore from
postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,



Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!







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  • Freak123 2012/05/22 20:43:49
  • Emi 2012/05/21 03:47:39
    Emi
    OMG!!! You're too awesome!!!!

    I love this "Math" equation!!
  • Me 2012/05/19 03:07:13
    Me
    to tired to think...:-)
  • ♒ßεllεchεvεllε®♒ 2012/05/18 19:41:44
    ♒ßεllεchεvεllε®♒
    revelation! lol
  • 666_Maggots~PassionForGlory... 2012/05/18 19:30:18
    666_Maggots~PassionForGlory BN-1
    It's all coming together now!
  • flyingseaturtle BN 2012/05/18 19:11:09
    flyingseaturtle BN
    I am just a donkey that dose not spend money ;-)
  • FeedFwd 2012/05/18 19:01:13
    FeedFwd
    Is the basic assumption flawed? Do donkeys really equal eat and sleep?

    When I was in school, we used to say, "I am nothing without her."
    Therefore ME = SHE
    replacing E with IT yields MIT = $HIT.

    But after school we realized (sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Fan Club song for any of you old enough to remember):
    M I T....
    P h D....
    Money!

    ;)
  • Chanel 2012/05/18 18:56:23
    Chanel
    +1
    Hm, interesting...
    I don t know what you are talking about gif
  • EscapedMentalPatient 2012/05/18 18:46:19
  • Chanel Escaped... 2012/05/18 18:56:47
    Chanel
    LOL!
  • gkirmani 2012/05/18 18:44:18
    gkirmani
    Always zero in MATHS that is for those who are MARRIED>>>>>>>>>>>>>????????

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