Some friendly advice. ;)
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2012/06/26 19:50:00
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Just some friendly advice... some may agree, some may not. But as it states up there on the left "Opinions... Everybody's got one"
I swear... just one time, some one please, follow these simple rules. It's all it would take. ;)

I swear... just one time, some one please, follow these simple rules. It's all it would take. ;)

















**
A crippled woman with no arms or legs met a hunk at the beach.
She said "I've never been kissed before" Will you kiss me?
>> The hunk kisses her.
"I've never been fondled before, will you fondle me?
>> the hunk fondles her.
"I've never been f*cked before"
>> The hunk picks her up over his shoulder, walks over to the ocean and throws her in.... "You've been f*cked now!"
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Hence I am still single and masturbate religiously.
wants to tease me and be teased
wants me to do the opposite of what she tells me
likes stupid jokes
wants me to get her mad
wants me to avoid conflict when she's swearing
. . . and so on.
If this is good advice on how to treat women, I wish I were gay.