Sobering thoughts on latest economic downturn
Evil 1
2012/07/31 15:06:46
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
History will re-name this President "Owe" Bama.
My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
History will re-name this President "Owe" Bama.
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