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Sobering thoughts on latest economic downturn

Evil 1 2012/07/31 15:06:46
The recession has hit everybody really hard...

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

History will re-name this President "Owe" Bama.


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