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SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER A KID, BUT OLD!

K-ZOOMI-----0 2011/05/20 20:44:15
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* You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.



* You can live without sex but not without glasses.



* Your back goes out more than you do.



* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.



* You buy a compass for the dash of your car.



* You are proud of your lawn mower.



* Your best friend is dating someone half their age ..... and isn't breaking any laws.



* You call Olan Mills before they call you.



* Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.



* You sing along with the elevator music.



* You would rather go to work than stay home sick.



* You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.



* You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.



* You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.



* You make an appointment to see the dentist.



* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.



* Neighbors borrow your tools.



* People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"



* You have a dream about prunes!



* You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"



* You send money to PBS.



* The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.



* You take a metal detector to the beach.



* You wear black socks with sandals.



* You know what the word "equity" means.



* You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.



* Your ears are hairier than your head.



* You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.



* You get into a heated argument about pension plans.



* You got cable for the weather channel. ("Old Folks MTV.")



* You can go bowling without drinking.



* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize.



* People send you this list.

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