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Sex Toy fools Chinese Village.

Dave**Gay for Girls** 2012/06/20 12:46:06

Sex toy mistaken for rare double headed mushroom


The discovery of a double-headed sex toy mistaken for a mystical rare fungus
brought national notoriety to a Chinese village and TV program this week.


Villagers from Liucunbu, a rural community outside western Chinese city of
Xi'an, encountered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft. Hard-pressed to
identify the flexible, fungi-like object, perplexed residents alerted the local
news station, which immediately sent reporter Yunfeng Ye to the scene.


In her coverage of the finding, broadcast last Sunday on the station's
investigative journalism program Xi'an Up Close, Ye thoroughly probed different
aspects of the discovery, interviewing locals and inserting her own research on
the alleged mushroom. Despite Ye's earnest reporting, her and the villagers'
obliviousness of the object's real identity has now lent itself to national
amusement.


The report opens with Ye proclaiming the discovery of the mysterious object,
the likes of which "not even an 80-year-old local man has seen." Villagers
crouch around the object, floating innocently in a water-filled bucket. "It has
an eye and a nose, but we don't know what it is," says a man who was among the
drillers who discovered the sex toy.


Describing the object's qualities in explicit detail, Ye and the villager
determine that it is a type of lingzhi, a shelf fungus of the Ganoderma lucidum
species, which according to legend has the ability to give immortality.
Asserting that the mushroom is rarely seen because it grows underground, she
says, "When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang [the First emperor of China] was on the
hunt for the secret to longevity, it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the
answer."


After the program aired, many viewers immediately recognized the object as a
sex toy modeled after female genitalia, and online video of the report gained
millions of views overnight. While the video received many comments lauding the
station's and villagers' "purity," the day after the program aired the Xi'an
news station posted an apology on Sina Weibo, a Chinese blogging website.


"Our program last night made everyone laugh," the apology said, expressing
regret for an "uncomfortable and misleading" report. "Our reporter is very young
and sheltered."

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  • Merry☆ 2012/06/20 17:04:00
    Merry☆
    +3
    Saw this on Reddit yesterday.

    It still bothers me that they keep referring to it as a plant. Not for the obvious reason.. but because they're thinking it's a mushroom yet they're calling it by the wrong kingdom.

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  • David (oYo) 2013/02/09 19:27:13
    David (oYo)
    This reminds me of the incident which happened in Hartlepool, North East of England during the Napoleonic Wars between France and Britain 200 years ago. A French ship docked outside Hartlepool temporarily. It was carrying a consignment of chimpanzees, Somehow these escaped from the ship and went ashore. The townsfolk thought they were Frenchmen as they had never seen a Frenchman before. They actually hanged one of the chimpanzees as a French traitor.

    The town has never lived it down.
  • Amy ...AKA Dudess 2012/06/21 19:10:59
  • Chewy 2012/06/21 04:45:14
    Chewy
    When I started puberty, I had a wet dream about mushrooms growing out of me and remember ejaculating because of it....just my two.
  • Mark In Irvine 2012/06/20 20:01:54
    Mark In Irvine
    +1
    HA HA HA!!!

    China is obviously doing (i almost typed "dong") a very poor job of educating its youth ... where can i get one of these!?

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  • keeper 2012/06/20 18:13:36
    keeper
    +2
    This just fits the bill for gullibility!!
  • Merry☆ 2012/06/20 17:04:00
    Merry☆
    +3
    Saw this on Reddit yesterday.

    It still bothers me that they keep referring to it as a plant. Not for the obvious reason.. but because they're thinking it's a mushroom yet they're calling it by the wrong kingdom.
  • shansera 2012/06/20 16:37:33
    shansera
    +2
    That's hilarious! I would love to see that video!
  • Dave**G... shansera 2012/06/20 16:40:18 (edited)
    Dave**Gay for Girls**
    +1
    It's there, up on the top left! just click on it
  • shansera Dave**G... 2012/06/22 01:29:43
    shansera
    +1
    Thxs, didn't notice it!
  • ☠ Live Free Or Die ☠ 2012/06/20 15:48:23
    ☠ Live Free Or Die ☠
    +2
    OMG, that is too freaking funny!
  • Flowers 2012/06/20 15:16:08
    Flowers
    +2
    Wow! that's hilarious. I can see how they wouldn't know what to think of it if no one has seen a sex toy before
  • Bob, the reasonable one 2012/06/20 15:04:01
    Bob, the reasonable one
    +2
    LOL!!! Too funny
  • sean 2012/06/20 14:57:54
    sean
    +2
    Fungus that looks like a vagina?
  • Dave**G... sean 2012/06/20 15:01:25
    Dave**Gay for Girls**
    +1
    "After the program aired, many viewers immediately recognized the object as a
    sex toy modeled after female genitalia, and online video of the report gained
    millions of views overnight."

    Watch the video, it's rubber.
  • sean Dave**G... 2012/06/20 16:38:52
    sean
    +1
    I'm aware that it is rubber. They mistaken a rubber vagina for a fungus so the fungus probably looks like a vagina.
  • harley oldman 2012/06/20 14:26:47
    harley oldman
    +2
    Funny stuff...Dave. Sounds just like the place to pass off the old Char Pei trouser slug.
  • amazinggrace 2012/06/20 14:20:15
    amazinggrace
    +2
    Seriously? They make sex toys out of fungus over there? LOL
  • Dave**G... amazing... 2012/06/20 14:22:15
    Dave**Gay for Girls**
    +2
    LOL, no it's actually rubber...watch the video..
  • Dave**Gay for Girls** 2012/06/20 13:05:59
    Dave**Gay for Girls**
    +3
    "encountered the sex toy while drilling a new well shaft"
    "Hard-pressed to identify the flexible, fungi-like object"
    "Ye thoroughly probed different aspects of the discovery, interviewing locals and inserting her own research on the alleged mushroom"

    This thing is just writing itself! I don't know what's funnier: the actual article contents, the way the article was written, or the comments on said article! When they pulled out the measuring tape I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.
  • mk, Smartass Oracle 2012/06/20 12:58:42
    mk, Smartass Oracle
    +2
    Hmmmmm






    lust
  • Gooky 2012/06/20 12:52:20
    Gooky
    +1
    Holy crap!!! eyes bugging out gif
  • Lee The Hybrid Snowflake 2012/06/20 12:52:09

Fun

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