Schedule for Democratic National Convention, being held in Charlotte, North Carolina - you might enjoy knowing what they will be doing

4:00
PM – Opening Flag
Burning Ceremony – sponsored
by CNN
4:05
PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah
Wright
4:10 PM –
Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM –
Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle
Obama
4:30 PM –
Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you
travel the world” – Hillary
Clinton
4:45 PM –Al
Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to
have a successful career without having a job.”

5:00 PM –
“Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travelogue” -Michelle
Obama
5:30 PM
– Eliot
Spitzer Speaks on "Family
Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute
to All 57 States – Nancy
Pelosi

6:00 PM – Sen. Harry
Reid -
90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall
Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that
they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to
boost the economy.

8:30 PM –
Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM –
“Bias in Media – How we can make it
work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington
Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM –
Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO –Michael
Moore
9:45 PM –
Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie
Rangle
10:00 PM –
Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM –
Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama
Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich
with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM – Free Gov.
Blagovich rally

11:30 PM –
Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM –
Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM –
Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and
Chris “He
sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

12:01 AM –
Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM –
Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden
Delivers Acceptance Speech