Germany
Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really, nice place
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food and it doesn't suck like English food
Sausages with cheeses always taste so good!
It'd be heaven for a dog; yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?
You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear,
Your women terrify me.
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary.
Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am!
Hmm Mother Russia or Germany thats tough haha Panzers or Stalin, Lager or Vodka damn haha. I can't chose but i guess Russia because well yeah its Russia
Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really, nice place
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food and it doesn't suck like English food
Sausages with cheeses always taste so good!
It'd be heaven for a dog; yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?
You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear,
Your women terrify me.
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary.
Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am!
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