RETARDED / RETIRED is there a difference? This is cute!

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a
teacher)

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the
following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved
to Florida .

Now they live in a tin box and have rockspainted green to look
like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear
name tags because they don't know who they are
anymore.

They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must
have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but
they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they
all jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man
sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf
carts.

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same
thing every night --- early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll
house. The ones who do get out; bring food back to the
wrecked center for pot

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday
too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll
house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their
grandchildren.

..... PRICELESS......