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Reason why Muslims cant eat ham

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  • Tim 2011/09/21 12:08:31
    Tim
    +6
    In my opinion your post represents an unnecessary display of blind sectarianism: it ignores the fact that the vast majority of Muslims throughout the world are good, easygoing, neighbourly people. I think you need to get out more and discover some facts befor you denigrate millions of good people simply because they follow a religion that has been brought into disrepute by the actions of a relatively small number of fanatics whose aims are political, not religious.

    If you've never been out of the US, get your bigoted arse into gear and have a look around the real world; that is, all of the countries outside your self-obsessed, self-opinionated, cosseted, closeted, backwater.

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  • whoisthis 2012/04/13 15:39:23
    whoisthis
    There are plenty of funny jokes about muslims... there are none in your post.
  • Fancy 2012/04/10 21:17:14
    Fancy
    well I think they won't eat pork because they think it's the devil
  • Shae 2012/04/10 20:48:27
    Shae
    While I was in college I worked with a woman from Turkey who was Muslim.
    It was a deli and through lunch I would make a ton of ham, salami or Italian sandwhiches which are all pork.
    After she would ask me to make her a turkey sandwhich but please wash my hands (eventhough I had gloves on).
    So I washed up, cleaned the board, replaced my gloves and made her her sandwhich.
    Generally people would consider that rude but she wasn't trying to be rude she just couldn't eat any pork or anything that touched pork.
    She's a really nice woman, I didn't mind. Its her religion, who am I to judge?
  • Mark In Irvine 2012/04/10 20:30:29
    Mark In Irvine
    Q: why do they refer to camels as the ships of the desert?


    camels


    A: Because they are full of Arab semen ...
  • johnnyg 2012/04/10 18:14:56
    johnnyg
    I love pork chops!! Why can't Muslims??
  • Thank you but no... 2012/04/10 18:14:49
    Thank you but no...
    +1
    For the same reason Jews can't eat pork; it smells a lot like human flesh when cooking.

  • Mark In... Thank y... 2012/04/10 20:21:28
    Mark In Irvine
    +1
    did you know that cannibals refer to human flesh as food as "long pig"? humans taste like pork!! humans: the new white meat!!
  • Thank y... Mark In... 2012/04/12 17:00:57
    Thank you but no...
    +1
    Yes. It is actually mentioned in the video I posted.
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Thank y... 2012/04/12 17:20:18
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    +2
    and how would the jews know what human flesh smells like when its being cooked?

    oh yeah thats right the bible god yahweh actually demands human sacerfice
    so if you think about it Jesus was a Shish kabob jew on a stick
  • Mark In... ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/04/13 01:16:19
    Mark In Irvine
    kinda gross and maybe even culturally insensitive, dontcha think?
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Mark In... 2012/04/13 04:15:57
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    +1
    Every time i hear a Fluffy bunny call me a Baby eatting Devil worshipper
    i will call them Jew Shish kabob on a stick us
  • Mark In... ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/04/13 04:21:35
    Mark In Irvine
    who calls you a baby-eating devil worshiper? probably some republican, right?
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Mark In... 2012/04/13 04:24:55
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    +1
    Mormons usually and those seventh Day Activent people

    Catholics and most chrisitans know we pagans just worship a mother goddess like Gaia and a father God and not the devil
  • Mark In... ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/04/14 01:17:13 (edited)
    Mark In Irvine
    i'd have guessed that "most (so-called) christians" would have nothing but condemnation to dish out ...

    the LDS'ers and the 7DA'ers are pretty out there, so they have no business disrespecting anybody, IMHO ...
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Mark In... 2012/04/14 02:17:54
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    Evangelicals do say stuff too

    but they say everything except thier religion is Evil
    im just tell them this

    So let me get this straight
    Dinosaurs are the tool of Satan to confuse the world and
    God Creates the world according to your bible 6 thousand years ago
    but the Pyramids of Egypt are 8 thousand years old
    Great wall of china is 9000 years old
    stone henge is 7500 years old and other man made structures
    and if you bother to open your eyes and look at those stars in the sky
    those stars are millions of miles away it would take millions of years for the light from those stars to reach earth
    if the world was 6000 years old the sky would be black and u could not see any stars

    and since we know the world is millions of years old thanks to science

    God waits oh 40,000 years of mankinds civilization to show up and not appear to civilized people
    no he appears to Desert Goat Farmers
    40000 years mankinds civilization civilized people appears desert goat farmers
  • Mark In... ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/04/14 21:07:50
  • Thank y... ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/04/13 19:02:42
    Thank you but no...
    +1
    Pretty much.

    Actually, most cultures have, at some stage or other, practised cannibalism as either a semi-religious or spiritual practice, or out of simple hunger.
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Thank y... 2012/04/13 19:03:48
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    yeah but it was just religious propaganda to draw people away from Pagan Religions
  • Mark In... Thank y... 2012/04/14 21:08:21
    Mark In Irvine
    +1
    i practice it because i like the taste ...
  • Thank y... Mark In... 2012/04/16 15:26:12
    Thank you but no...
    +1
    Nom nom non...
    Demotivational Canibalism
  • Mark In... Thank y... 2012/04/16 23:55:40
    Mark In Irvine
    +1
    you are a clever person!
  • D.C. Wi... Thank y... 2012/04/13 04:44:40
    D.C. Willis
    +1
    "For the same reason Jews can't eat pork; it smells a lot like human flesh when cooking. "

    swine

    cannibal2
  • Gunner 2012/04/10 17:38:11
    Gunner
    U won't believe if i told i find them all so funny!, But #8 shows how Muslims r being killed, u just gave us all a proof.... okay here's another funny thing if u wanna play it like this ( Jesus/God, where's he we needed ???)
  • Gunner Gunner 2012/04/10 18:05:39
    Gunner
    Oh Allah forgive me, what i said was wrong.. Apologize to every Christian
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Gunner 2012/04/10 19:37:24
  • Gunner ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/04/10 19:43:12
    Gunner
    Okay that's so funny.. i laugh again hahaha
    & u call urself smart ????
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Gunner 2012/04/10 19:47:06
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    +1
    i have a Masters Degree in Theology and im Getting my Bachelors Degree in , philosophy
  • Alley Cat 2011/09/24 08:13:45
    Alley Cat
    I was invited to comment but I will have NOTHING to do with this. I will not stoop down to this level.
  • Grayfox1940 2011/09/23 16:02:40
    Grayfox1940
    +1
    I thought that it was because Hogs dont live in the desert?? LOL
  • Recruit 2011/09/23 00:22:07
  • guitarplayer2571 2011/09/22 18:15:28
    guitarplayer2571
    pigs are wonderful animals! some one needs to show them the movie babe! or Charlotte's web! lol!
  • Gunner guitarp... 2012/04/10 17:39:26
    Gunner
    Excuse me, did u went to school ?
  • merlinskiss 2011/09/21 15:53:59
    merlinskiss
    Muslims and Jews not eating pork in 2011 is a joke just like the rest of the basis of all religions. Pork rules in good cooking and eating well. But it will never replace lobster and crab!
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... merlins... 2011/09/21 17:45:02
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    +1
    mmmmmmmmmmmmm lobster
  • lstl5 ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/04/10 17:26:37
    lstl5
    and crab and shrimp. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
  • D.C. Wi... merlins... 2011/09/22 02:58:40
    D.C. Willis
    The man that said " Pork Fat Rules"
    pork fat rules
  • merlins... D.C. Wi... 2011/09/22 17:01:36
    merlinskiss
    +1
    Along with many other connoisseurs and good chef's.
  • LittleMistersMom 2011/09/21 13:57:05
    LittleMistersMom
    +1
    I always assumed it was for the same reasons that Jewish people don't eat pork.
  • LudaHoodsZ 2011/09/21 13:06:59
    LudaHoodsZ
    +2
    Pork is a dirty animal. It even states that in the bible. I haven't eaten pork in 5 years. I tryed it about a year ago but I got very sick. Thats how I know that its not a clean animal. Therefore I refuse to eat anything that is pork.

    years tryed year sick clean animal refuse eat pork no pork
  • LittleM... LudaHoodsZ 2011/09/21 14:00:17
    LittleMistersMom
    Just because you get sick from it once doesn't mean its dirty. I've gotten food poisoning from the Olive Garden, but I've eaten there again. I get fresh pork from the farm, and have never been sick from it.
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