Reality TV... I got one for you!

How realistic are some of these
'reality' tv shows?
I am referring to the ones on survival.
Think about it, most people are born with this little
annoying thing called 'a will to live', which would make survival under
the worst conditons possible for many.
I do like that guy Bear. May have something to do with what he looks like, but I
need to give him a show idea that will have him sporting a tux at the Emmy's.
Picture it:
My mother in law (please, Jesus. Don't let her see this), bad back, bad hips.
Uses a scooter and a grabbey stick, can't swim, can't shut up. Not to
mention..she is 'above ideal body weight'.
She never travels alone either. Her husband, been smoking longer than Joe Camel.
Father in law can't walk 10 feet wtihout stopping 20 mintues to wheeze and cough
until he throws up.
Now, Bear you hunk a burning love, load these 2 into a plane and
have it go down over Jurassiac park.
Challenge;
Get yourself and these 2 characters out alive.
Battling dinosaurs, pushing her scooter through sand (that battery
won't last forever you idiot)
Now, I would like to see that!
What do you think? A hit?
Would you watch?
Have fun!
Robin

Patient Bear is Patient while waiting for Wheezy and Meals on Wheels to get eaten by
T-Rex so he can get the hell out of here and go home. This shit aint worth it.