Real Friends/Fake friends (re-post)

FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER ASK FOR FOOD.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: ARE THE REASON YOU HAVE NO FOOD.

FAKE FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS MR/MRS
♥ REAL FRIENDS: CALL YOUR PARENTS DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL
TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: WOULD SIT NEXT TO YOU SAYING
"DAMN...WE FUCKED UP... BUT THAT
SHIT WAS FUN!"

FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER SEEN YOU CRY.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: CRY WITH YOU.

FAKE FRIENDS: BORROW YOUR STUFF FOR A FEW
DAYS AND THEN GIVE IT BACK.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: KEEP YOUR SHIT SO LONG THEY FORGET
IT'S YOURS.

FAKE FRIENDS: KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU WITH
DIRECT QUOTES FROM YOU.

FAKE FRIENDS: WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND IF THAT IS
WHAT THE CROWD IS DOING.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: WILL KICK THE WHOLE CROWDS ASS
THAT LEFT YOU BEHIND.

FAKE FRIENDS: WOULD KNOCK ON YOUR FRONT DOOR.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "I'M HOME"

FAKE FRIENDS: ARE FOR A WHILE.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: ARE FOR LIFE.

FAKE FRIENDS: WILL TAKE YOUR DRINK AWAY
WHEN THEY THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: WILL LOOK AT YOU STUMBLING ALL
OVER THE PLACE AND SAY "BITCH DRINK
THE REST OF THAT YOU KNOW WE
DON'T WASTE SHIT"

FAKE FRIENDS: WILL TALK SHIT TO THE PERSON
WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: WILL KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OFF.

FAKE FRIENDS: WILL READ THIS.
♥ REAL FRIENDS: WILL STEAL THIS, JUST LIKE I DID ♥♥