President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport , President Obama strides
to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where
they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white
horses
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace , waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets
fly with
the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British
Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must
use handkerchiefs
over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of
State do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Obama, " Mr. President, please accept my
regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
Queen cannot control."
Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do
not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought
it was one of the horses.