Pole dancing classes are popping up in fitness centers across America. Would you sign up for pole dancing classes?
These are actual warnings
Do not attempt pole dancing with "toy" poles that are for posing only.
They are not built to actually hold your weight and any attempt to dance on them may result in severe injury.
Never pole dance wearing oils or lotions as these make the pole slippery
and hazardous. You may need to wipe down the pole before you start to
remove any grease and give you maximum grip.
For some reason these warnings made me laugh!
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