For the fourth time in two years, a Cincinnati man was arrested for masturbating in public, with a teddy bear.
Chris Marshall was cited Wednesday for disorderly conduct after he was
caught having sex with the stuffed animal in a public alley, the Smoking
Gun reported.
Employees of the Elm Street Health Clinic spotted him and called police, WKRC Cincinnati reported.
The 28-year-old has three prior convictions for public indecency and
disorderly conduct involving a teddy bear, court records show. It's
unknown whether the same bear was used each time.
The first offense was in February, 2010. Marshall confessed to
"engaging in masturbation with a teddy bear in a men's bathroom,"
Hamilton County Municipal Court records show.
Nine months later he was arrested again, for knowingly engaging in the
indecent act, which officials said had been "an ongoing problem,"
according to court records.
Nine months after that, in August 2011, he was charged with the same
offense, this time in "a place where minors were likely to be present,"
records show.
Marshall served light jail sentences and paid small fines for the misdemeanour crimes, the Smoking Gun reported.

























This Dude is seriously "whacked"!
I wish they would bring back
Or a weekly body waxing
I haven`t seen it yet, but I tried to wax my legs once and had to stop , way too painful. lol
And that (Epilady) hair remover hurts even worse by plucking out the hairs a few at a time. I remember the one and only time I used it I remember thinking it would be a great tool of torture LOL.
My friends boyfriend was cheating on her at that time , and I told her to torture him with it by taking out his hairs (you know where) a few at a time .....LOL It was funny at the time but I was alot younger then.
The things we go through to look beautiful and hair free, lol
thank godness i ran away XD or else my legs wold suffer...
offense, this time in "a place where minors were likely to be present,"
records show." - This man needs to be closely monitored!