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Two morons were working on a house.

The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

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The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

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The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"

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The second got completely upset and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective!
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They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"
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