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One Of The Best Put Downs-Ever!

bman~AVA 2012/09/07 02:14:19
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Hey folks, here's a little funny for your reading enjoyment. I hope y'all like it.

&... The Best Put Down Line Ever
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian treasure!!
major general peter cosgrove
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how your feel about gun laws you gotta love this! Tis is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

Female interviewer:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

General Cosgrove:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

Female interviewer:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

General Cosgrove:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

Female interviewer:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

General Cosgrove:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Female interviewer:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

General Cosgrove:
Well Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one are you?

The radio cast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
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  • morris44 2013/03/21 18:15:43
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    morris44
    If this is what passes for wit, we are all in trouble.

    It also isn't even logical.

    I think the lady is a goof, but this retort makes no sense.

    In one case there is physical training of a sort and in the other case there is a body part.

    To suggest that just because a woman has a vagina she is "equipped" to be a prostitute is poor taste and it also dismisses the fact that there are male prostitutes.
  • bman~AVA morris44 2013/03/21 21:59:00
    bman~AVA
    Well thanks for coming just the same Morris.
  • ☆GrayBe... morris44 2013/03/21 22:10:20
    ☆GrayBear☆ (Ursus Americanus)
    +1
    Humour escapes you nanny-statists, doesn't it?

    If you didn't like that one, you'd detest what Churchill said to Lady Astor.....
  • bman~AVA ☆GrayBe... 2013/03/21 23:59:07
    bman~AVA
    +1
    I guess some folks just don't see the humor in this my friend.
  • ☆GrayBe... bman~AVA 2013/03/22 01:23:33
    ☆GrayBear☆ (Ursus Americanus)
    +1
    Their loss. They need to lighten up and pull the stick out.....
  • bman~AVA ☆GrayBe... 2013/03/22 01:43:49
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Agreed my friend. Too many folks out in the world these days with no sense of humor whatsoever.
  • morris44 ☆GrayBe... 2013/03/22 18:06:13
    morris44
    Thanks for the name calling.
  • ☆GrayBe... morris44 2013/03/22 19:39:15
    ☆GrayBear☆ (Ursus Americanus)
    +1
    You, sir, are entirely welcome.
  • B_M_Anderson 2013/03/21 04:07:50
    All of the above
    B_M_Anderson
    +1
    Priceless Witt
  • bman~AVA B_M_And... 2013/03/21 04:26:10
    bman~AVA
    Many thanks B_M. I'm glad you liked this. I sure did get a kick out of it.
  • B_M_And... bman~AVA 2013/03/21 07:33:00 (edited)
    B_M_Anderson
    +1
    Being from family of SAC Air Force to Marines. an so on etc.. I get the point... I copied this with link an sent to out to a few people.. I am hoping One gets it and sends it on to the Ones that was a Chief ammo inspector an or then small arms instructor for the navy for bout 30 years? I know he will get chuckle out of it
  • bman~AVA B_M_And... 2013/03/21 22:00:34
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Hahahaha! Great to hear sir! When I was in the Air Force I sent the majority of my time in SAC. Worked B-52s for a lot of years.
  • ☆GrayBe... bman~AVA 2013/03/21 22:11:22
    ☆GrayBear☆ (Ursus Americanus)
    +1
    bman - ever get to Barksdale?
  • bman~AVA ☆GrayBe... 2013/03/21 23:53:40
    bman~AVA
    +1
    No, can't say as I was ever there. I was stationed up in Minot N.D. and also at Loring A.F.B. in northern ME. I would have rather been out to Barksdale. The weather is a lot more to my liking.
  • ☆GrayBe... bman~AVA 2013/03/22 01:21:12
    ☆GrayBear☆ (Ursus Americanus)
    +1
    That's how I ended up here (dependent - my dad flew BUFFs), I joined the Navy and was part of one of the other legs of the Triad......

    SSN681

    I came back here after I got out, it's a great area. The folk are great (mostly retired Air Force in my neighborhood, I live about a mile from the end of the runway - bought this house for just that reason, I love watching the B-52s and the A-10s), the food's great, 5 lakes all within a half-hour drive, about a mile and a half to the Red River and a boat launch, deer and hog hunting, I love it.
  • bman~AVA ☆GrayBe... 2013/03/22 04:03:30
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Sounds like a good place to be and it sounds like there's a lot to do too. When I left Minot A.F.B. I got stationed down in Tucson AZ. I was stationed at Davis Monthan A.F.B. working A-10's for a couple years. That was my all time favorite plane to work on. Every one liked it.
  • ☆GrayBe... bman~AVA 2013/03/22 04:39:28
    ☆GrayBear☆ (Ursus Americanus)
    +1
    I love the A-10, it looks like a joy to fly. I've got my private and my instrument but I've never flown anything like one of those. I did get a ride in the back seat of a Navy F-4 once. That was a serious blast. Ahh, to be young and do it all over again.
  • bman~AVA ☆GrayBe... 2013/03/22 05:59:05
    bman~AVA
    I really loved working the A-10's. Fantastic planes and ungodly tough too. They're like a Timex watch. They take a licking and keep on ticking. They are about the closest thing to a flying tank that you will see. The only gripes I ever heard from the pilots were that they were almost too easy to fly. And it's pretty much impossible to flat spin em. The only way to keep in a flat spin is to physically hold them there. If you're in a flat spin then all you have to do is just let of of the controls and the plane will right itself immediately.
  • socokid 2013/03/21 02:40:41
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    socokid
    This hoax story came out 14 years ago.

    It never happened. Sorry.
  • bman~AVA socokid 2013/03/21 02:52:51
    bman~AVA
    +1
    I never said it was a true story. I personally think it's pretty funny just the same. And that's why I also posted it in the "Fun and humor" section.
  • MtDuffer 2013/03/21 02:20:35
    Bman this is funny
    MtDuffer
    +1
    That is the best put down that I have heard in my life! He sure did ended that interview very quickly!
  • bman~AVA MtDuffer 2013/03/21 02:53:33
    bman~AVA
    +1
    That's what I thought to MtDuffer. True or not it's a funny story! LOL!
  • MtDuffer bman~AVA 2013/03/21 03:58:52
    MtDuffer
    +1
    Yes, it is --- too bad some of our elected officials would have to answer a question like that they whould say the same thing. That would no happen a lot of women would bury him so deep that no one would ever find him.
  • bman~AVA MtDuffer 2013/03/21 04:31:52
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Oh yeah. For sure on that one.
  • tytyvyllus 2013/03/21 01:48:58
    That'll teach her!
    tytyvyllus
    +2
    wonderful
  • bman~AVA tytyvyllus 2013/03/21 02:54:24
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Many thanks Tytyvylius. Glad you liked this.
  • tytyvyllus bman~AVA 2013/03/21 04:47:23
    tytyvyllus
    +1
    who would not, it was simply the best.
  • bman~AVA tytyvyllus 2013/03/21 22:03:13
    bman~AVA
    +1
    There are a few here that have their undies in a bind but for the most part this was well received. :-)
  • tytyvyllus bman~AVA 2013/03/21 22:06:03
    tytyvyllus
    +1
    it should have been well received: must have hit some too close for comfort.
  • bman~AVA tytyvyllus 2013/03/22 00:05:51
    bman~AVA
    +1
    I guess "so". Some folks just don't seem to have a sense of humor.
  • tytyvyllus bman~AVA 2013/03/22 00:14:16
    tytyvyllus
    +1
    how sad for them; and us
  • bman~AVA tytyvyllus 2013/03/22 06:01:24
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Oh yeah. My sister is a lot like that. No sense of humor at all and she's grumpy most of the time.
  • Red Branch 2012/09/11 16:58:29
    All of the above
    Red Branch
    +2
    I would hope that it would teach her, but she is a lib and nothing has worked on libs yet.

    General Cosgrove is a treasure for all those who live by common sense and common decency. Great Post bman.
  • bman~AVA Red Branch 2012/09/11 18:52:39
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Many thanks Red Branch. I'm happy you came by and glad you liked this.
  • Suzie 2012/09/11 16:49:58
    That'll teach her!
    Suzie
    +3
    That is hilarious! What a come back.
  • bman~AVA Suzie 2012/09/11 18:55:39
    bman~AVA
    Miss Suzie many thanks! I'm glad you liked this!
  • Red 2012/09/11 09:59:39
  • bman~AVA Red 2012/09/11 18:56:00
    bman~AVA
    +1
    Many thanks miss Red. I'm glad you liked this.
  • RJeffreySavlov 2012/09/08 02:29:13
    That'll teach her!
    RJeffreySavlov
    +2
    Right between the eyes with a 2x4
  • bman~AVA RJeffre... 2012/09/08 02:42:47
    bman~AVA
    +2
    Hehehehehe! Many thanks RJeffrey! Glad you liked this.

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