One Day in New York City...
There were two factories in New York
One of them made maternity frocks
for expectant mothers, so they were called the Mothers Frockers."
The factory across the street made
corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them
into the bottles, so they were called the "Cork Soakers".
One day a Cork Soakers didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew
out of one of the bottles and hit one of the Mothers Frockers in the eye.
That made all the Mothers Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside
and had the biggest Mothers- Frockin’ Cork- Soakin’ fight you ever saw.