Old Marine
Semper Fi
2012/08/17 16:11:07
One sunny day in January, 2013, an old retired Marine man approached
the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been
sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to
go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
President and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President
Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama
is no longer President and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and again just walked away.
The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet
with President Obama.
"The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mr. Obama.
I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and
no longer resides here.
Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand.
I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow, Sir.
Don't forget to vote
That retired Marine is depending on you!!! - SEMPER FI!
the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been
sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to
go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
President and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President
Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama
is no longer President and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and again just walked away.
The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet
with President Obama.
"The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mr. Obama.
I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and
no longer resides here.
Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand.
I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow, Sir.
Don't forget to vote
That retired Marine is depending on you!!! - SEMPER FI!
Top Opinion
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Striker 2012/08/17 16:15:02





















What a funny guy..
You want the nonexistent old man to die...?
You spelled your curse words wrong btw. *reported
I have to go now, but have a nice day! :) Here's this random cute gif for you:
You have a dirty mind.. And since when does sperm look like that.. Lol
Haha.. Nice pun
No I don't remember because that's not from my generation.
That's still not sperm. COTTON CANDY BRO.. Perhaps, good sir, you have a dirty mind? Is that where the problem lies? Who knows.
Peewee is creepy trolololol jk idk much about him.
Are you being serious, because if you are then you're a serious pessimist :o
I know what you mean, though. The stuff on TV now is mostly crap, and then the show comes back on after five minutes only to reveal more crap.. It's so hard to find anything good on. Kind of like how kids dress like sluts or guys have their pants sagging on the ground.. ( .__. )
Still! Not all of it is bad.. Sometimes it's all in your head, and you should try to stay positive.. We can fix this..
If you really what to talk about this, do it on a forum under a different category.
You spelled *legalize wrong.
I'm not optimistic necessarily, I'm just not a pessimist. If you think things are going wrong, then do something about it!