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Old Marine

Semper Fi 2012/08/17 16:11:07
One sunny day in January, 2013, an old retired Marine man approached
the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been
sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to
go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
President and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President
Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama
is no longer President and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and again just walked away.
The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet
with President Obama.

"The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mr. Obama.

I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and
no longer resides here.
Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand.
I just love hearing it."


The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow, Sir.

Don't forget to vote

That retired Marine is depending on you!!! - SEMPER FI!
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  • NOT14U2 2012/08/18 02:48:18
  • santa6642 2012/08/18 02:41:23
    santa6642
    +1
    Great post, Thank you, semperfi.....
  • JT For Political Reform 2012/08/18 02:32:06
    JT For Political Reform
    +1
    LOL. I love it.
  • Sista Nunya 2012/08/18 02:29:25
  • Maria 2012/08/18 02:20:28
    Maria
    +7
    Chuckle...Hot Dang that was funny.... Saluted to old Marine
  • Charles E Maria 2012/08/18 17:11:17
    Charles E
    +2
    And uplifting. :-)
  • beavith1 2012/08/18 02:18:46
    beavith1
    +1
    thumbs up!
  • Azrael-In GOD we trust 2012/08/18 02:17:57
    Azrael-In GOD we trust
    +3
    I love it! I hope come January we all can say that with the old marine.
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/18 02:09:25
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    +1
    xD
    What a funny guy..
  • Leasheryn/Lady Willpower 2012/08/18 01:59:22
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +5
    I can't wait to here those words!
  • stacy.hannah.12 2012/08/18 01:41:33
  • the judgebigdogeagle 2012/08/18 01:34:58
    the judgebigdogeagle
    +2
    SEMPER FI !
  • dandieselonian 2012/08/18 01:17:43 (edited)
    dandieselonian
    Maybe he will die before the election .The old marine I mean .
  • K-ZOOMI... dandies... 2012/08/18 01:23:29
    K-ZOOMI-----0
    +5
    Even though I do not like Obama, don't want him destroying this Great Country anymore; never wish for a sitting President's death.
  • dandies... K-ZOOMI... 2012/08/18 01:51:40
    dandieselonian
    +1
    I ment the old marine .
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/18 02:11:32
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    +1
    I think you *meant
    You want the nonexistent old man to die...?
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/18 09:09:38
    dandieselonian
    +1
    all conservative old men will do
  • Chris -... dandies... 2012/08/18 12:05:44
    Chris - The Rowdy One! #187
    +2
    WOW....even for you that is beyond dickish.
  • dandies... Chris -... 2012/08/18 13:40:45
    dandieselonian
    +1
    thanks
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/19 03:29:43 (edited)
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    That's psychotic. And liberals say conservatives are full of hate..
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/19 12:01:26
    dandieselonian
    Over 190,000 iraqi's died we bankrupted ourselves and we didnt make any difference now thats psychotic . You cant see the sense in that your goddam brain is locked in a conservative timewarp.
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/19 20:04:25 (edited)
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    So you want to kill all conservatives because of that. Because everyone totally had a direct hand in it. Right. You need help.
    You spelled your curse words wrong btw. *reported
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/19 20:15:20
    dandieselonian
    Yes kill them by luring them onto cruise ships and use exocet missles to send them to the bottom . exocet missles
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/19 23:34:05
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    Oh, haha you're kidding. x) I almost thought you were some nut!
    I have to go now, but have a nice day! :) Here's this random cute gif for you:
    Cute pikachu gif
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/19 23:51:11
    dandieselonian
    Is that thing eating sperm?
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/19 23:58:47
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    Ew. No. That's cotton candy.
    You have a dirty mind.. And since when does sperm look like that.. Lol
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/20 00:02:39
    dandieselonian
    Well I dont have a clue when it cums to animation sperm .
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/20 00:08:10 (edited)
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    Lol ew- why would a cute little animal from a kids show have that kind of content (o.o)
    Haha.. Nice pun I see what you did there meme
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/20 00:26:38
    dandieselonian
    Kids shows are written by perverts I watch sponge bob and there are flashes of adult content . Watch closely and you may see what Im talking about , remember peewee's playhouse ? That show was packed full of sugestive adult content . Why do they write this stuff in Ive been asking myself that along time .
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/20 01:03:50
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    Not by perverts. They just put stuff in that goes over kids heads so it's not so horrible for their parents to sit through. My uncle is in this business, and he told me all about it.

    No I don't remember because that's not from my generation.

    That's still not sperm. COTTON CANDY BRO.. Perhaps, good sir, you have a dirty mind? Is that where the problem lies? Who knows.

    Peewee is creepy trolololol jk idk much about him.

    Are you being serious, because if you are then you're a serious pessimist :o
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/20 01:15:43
    dandieselonian
    I got a good track record on predicting the unfortunate evolution of the decline of American culture .
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/20 01:21:40
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    ...Kay lol
    I know what you mean, though. The stuff on TV now is mostly crap, and then the show comes back on after five minutes only to reveal more crap.. It's so hard to find anything good on. Kind of like how kids dress like sluts or guys have their pants sagging on the ground.. ( .__. )
    Still! Not all of it is bad.. Sometimes it's all in your head, and you should try to stay positive.. We can fix this..
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/20 01:52:35
    dandieselonian
    Ok then lets fix it . we will leaglize pot and print money
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/20 02:33:56 (edited)
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    Hahaha no! How would that fix nothing? Really. Neither of those things would do any good. They also have nothing to do with what I just said so you must want to argue..
    If you really what to talk about this, do it on a forum under a different category.
    You spelled *legalize wrong.
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/20 02:48:13
    dandieselonian
    Ok then I want you to go through all my sodahead posts and tell me everything Ive misspelled , check my grammer to. America is a dying horse too many things are wrong to fix so lets have a party and go down in flames .You have a right to be positive just like I have a right to be realistic .
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/20 02:51:30
    dandieselonian
    Sorry I didnt realize you are only 16 at my age Ive seen a lot and my youthful spirit left me long ago . We need positive people who will work together but that seems impossible now so I just have to call it like I see it.
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/20 03:13:28 (edited)
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    Lol no that would be a waste of time. I just said it so you could fix it since its right there. There are many in those last ones though.. ( .__. ) Just calling it like I see it

    I'm not optimistic necessarily, I'm just not a pessimist. If you think things are going wrong, then do something about it!
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/20 11:36:41
    dandieselonian
    Ok but first I have to tear down the Rocky mountains with dental tools just kidding . So many thing are wrong here that theres no way to tell where to start .
  • I(◕‿◕✿)I dandies... 2012/08/20 22:46:25
    I(◕‿◕✿)I
    Uhmmm start with.. The advertising companies. Every time I turn on my tv there's a giant condom... That's not cool. Come on now guys. You don't need commercials for that.. People will know they're there.. (/•ิ_•ิ)/
  • dandies... I(◕‿◕✿)I 2012/08/21 01:26:48
    dandieselonian
    50 years of TV adds telling us to borrow money and get the wonderful things they say we need whiter teeth , dye our hair , remove hair , new cars , and fast food and foremost we must base our lives on conspicious consumption .

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