Old Hillbilly

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. To avoid conflict with Lizzy, he hung the mirror in the barn. Every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

After a few days, Lizzy began to get suspicious of his many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left for the fields, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."