Obama's Algae-Powered Car: Chevy Fishtank
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2012/06/11 23:45:15
Speaking at the University of Miami today, President Obama boldly challenged skyrocketing oil prices by suggesting that we should start using algae instead of gas.
"Three years ago I came out with a bold proposal to inflate American tires, and that alone has diminished our dependency on foreign oil by 83 percent. The remaining 17 percent can be easily made up for with algae - if we can only figure out how to make energy out of that.
"Why algae? Because we've got a lot of it. In fact, as a nation, we're loaded with pretty much everything - take dirt, for example. We have a lot - A LOT of dirt. Except 'dirt' doesn't have the same foreign, cosmopolitan ring to it as the word 'algae' has.
"So I'm hereby announcing production of a new algae-powered automobile: the Chevy Fishtank."

"Three years ago I came out with a bold proposal to inflate American tires, and that alone has diminished our dependency on foreign oil by 83 percent. The remaining 17 percent can be easily made up for with algae - if we can only figure out how to make energy out of that.
"Why algae? Because we've got a lot of it. In fact, as a nation, we're loaded with pretty much everything - take dirt, for example. We have a lot - A LOT of dirt. Except 'dirt' doesn't have the same foreign, cosmopolitan ring to it as the word 'algae' has.
"So I'm hereby announcing production of a new algae-powered automobile: the Chevy Fishtank."


















Problems? Still a few bugs to be ironed out, but, more importantly...
"Big Oil" wants things to stay as they are. They have tons of money invested in "The Status Quo", they won't budge until the wells run dry. Also, the Middle East. With alga-diesel being the way it is, any country with enough room could become completely self-sufficient, or even have surplus for other countries, the Middle East...will become irrelevant to those who neither live there, have family there, nor are religious.
And then there's even a few nutjobs like Bryan Fischer, who insist that using alternative fuels rather than oil "hurts God's feelings."
We currently have 3Trillion bbl of shale oil just sitting in the ground at depths between 100-400 ft. below the surface in a 3 state area known as the Green River Formation.
USGS recently released a report that says at least 1/2 of it is economically and feasibly recoverable.
That amount alone, is equal to deposits throughout the entire world and there are similar finds in many other locations throughout the U.S., mainly in the Western half.
WHY, would we go through all the trouble and expense of growing algae when the resources are sitting there, waiting to be mined?
Aren't fossil fuels formed by the same basic ingredients algae consists of?
Broken down plant life that has been compressed and decomposed?
If the oil price dropped to $50/b, shale oil would be a losing money proposition.
Besides, the EPA has already approved a process that drills holes, inserts cables, super-heats them, liquefying the oil and separating it from the shale. It comes in at about 1/3 the cost of current methods and doesn't cause any environmental damage.
Algae is still going to produce pollution if burned inside an internal combustion engine.
Algae would be net carbon neutral. It takes in CO2 to produce hydrocarbons, which are then burnt, releasing that CO2 back in the atmosphere. No carbon is added.
"It comes in at about 1/3 the cost of current methods and doesn't cause any environmental damage."
And yes, shale oil does cause environmental damage. It wastes a good deal more carbon than standard drilling techniques. Perhaps more importantly, it's absolutely vicious on the water supply.