Obama's 2013 New Year's Resolutions:
Oaces_boss_yo®
2012/06/11 09:03:14
- Party with Secret Service one last time .
- Pack up White House silverware.
- Cut prices for Presidential Pardons.
- Fire up paper shredders.
- Delete teleprompter porno.
- Flip off Hillary Clinton.
- Get medical marijuana card.
- Ask Chris Matthews for a date.
- Throw Eric Holder under the bus.
- Throw Joe Biden under the short bus.
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angelbaby 2012/06/11 09:13:03Funny!






















they have been under the cover hook up for years...