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tncdel 2011/01/18 03:05:34
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It was late October 2012, and election time again. So Barrack Hussein decided to go to a reservation to win support from Native American "people of color."

And the members of the tribe were all assembled there in the Council Hall to hear Obama's speech.

Obama brought along his world-famous teleprompter, and he felt confident that he was his old usual eloquent self.

The crowded hall of Native Americans kept getting more and more visibly excited as Obama touched on all his agendas.

First he said,"I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!"

At Obama's words the crowd went wild, shouting "Zawa! Zawa!"

Although BO was a bit puzzled by the native language, he was encouraged by their enthusiasm.

So he went on, saying, "I promise gambling reforms to allow a casino on the reservation!"

"Zawa! Zawa!" the crowd shouted out, now they began stomping their feet.

Obama was in his glory, and he could not suppress the arrogant impulse to gloat to himself inwardly as he went on,

"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!"

The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Zawa! Zawa! Zawa!"

Obama knew then that he had the tribe in the palm of his hand, so he wrapped up his speech promising them excellent healthcare.

After that the tumult inside became almost deafening, as all the tribal members shouted out as if in one loud clear voice: Zawa! Zawa! Zawa! Zawa!!!

After his speech, Obama went for a tour of the reservation. And saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised in Kenya and knew a bit about the cattle in his homeland, Barrack asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle.

"Sure," the Chief said,

"but be careful not to step in the zawa."



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Do you agree that Lib kool-aid is ZAWA?
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  • Jorge Enriquez 2012/08/23 14:19:32
    NO, I love kool-aid!
    Jorge Enriquez
  • Terry McGinnis 2012/07/24 19:10:44
    YES, I agree!
    Terry McGinnis
    +1
    Natives will never support gov't. Anyone who thinks they will is an utter moron.
  • schjaz 2012/07/24 16:15:25
    YES, I agree!
    schjaz
    +1
    but the truth is that Oblahblah is pandering to minorities....now why would he do that?
  • KilrQueen 2012/07/24 13:59:25
    YES, I agree!
    KilrQueen
    +1
    Just talk to a lib and you'll see how much kool-aid they have been drinking.
  • 'Zedd 2012/07/24 10:11:25 (edited)
  • Stardust 2012/06/26 16:38:13 (edited)
  • Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆ 2012/06/26 15:39:20
    YES, I agree!
    Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆
    +4
    I hope those Native Americans are as smart as the joke says. I have noticed that a lot of traditional Democratic constituencies are wising up.
  • Artist~PWCM~ 2012/06/26 15:10:21
    YES, I agree!
    Artist~PWCM~
    +5
    Here's another one:
    So obama gives a speech to a gathering of Native Americans. Afterwards the chiefs awarded him his own Indian name, Walking Eagle. obama was pleased!
    But a reporter asked one of the chiefs after the ceremony what the title meant.
    "That bird so full of sh*t he can't fly."
  • COCO Artist~... 2012/07/24 04:32:07
  • Wyzard 2012/06/09 13:35:19
    YES, I agree!
    Wyzard
    +5
    they hate him too.....
  • eliosc 2012/06/09 03:51:45
    YES, I agree!
    eliosc
    +4
    Indeed. HAHAHAHA
  • sglmom 2012/05/26 04:54:37
    YES, I agree!
    sglmom
    +5
    LOL! (oh, yes indeed)
  • Wolfman 2012/05/22 16:04:18
    YES, I agree!
    Wolfman
    +7
    Obie is zawa.

    obama indian chief
  • dasimon1 2012/05/21 12:47:17
    YES, I agree!
    dasimon1
    +6
    Obama come seeking wompum.......leave with zawa! hehehehehehehehehe i love it!!
  • Uranos7 2012/05/20 20:11:37
    YES, I agree!
    Uranos7
    +6
    He should have followed this Indian Sage's advice.

    "Never pass up a chance to keep your mouth shut."
    -- Will Rogers
    Cherokee

    I cannot speak for all indians but the ones in my family and ones I know will not vote for Obama and surprisingly they hated Bush but have more respect for Bush than they do Obama.
    The closest translation for the names they use for them is Bush's would be 'the great deciever' and Obama's would be 'the liar incarnate'.
  • Evan 2012/05/20 20:09:33
    YES, I agree!
    Evan
    +6
    LOL, Yes, indeed. BHO is all "Zawa!" I only know some Quapaw Native Americans, but they sure have no use for either BHO or his wife. Even if he is black like me, BHO is a traitor, and is trying to destroy all I hold dear.
  • Mike 2012/05/20 19:18:09
    NO, I love kool-aid!
    Mike
    +4
    Just imagine the lies he told them
  • Bob S 2012/05/20 19:17:52
    NO, I love kool-aid!
    Bob S
    +6
    How does one support a HYPOCRITE..I don't think that the native Americans can ante up the $48K that Obama demands to kiss his ring. Obama will seek money under the guise that he is helping the less fotunate.
  • none 2012/05/20 19:07:58
    YES, I agree!
    none
    +10
    Obama proves you can pile BS very high and still have it stand upright, interesting but nothing to brag about. NOBAMA in 2012!!
  • mrdog 2012/05/20 18:50:25
    YES, I agree!
    mrdog
    +10
    He is looking for love in all the wrong places...bark
  • tncdel mrdog 2012/05/22 15:55:50
  • frank 2012/04/27 18:00:03
    YES, I agree!
    frank
    +7
    The Native Americans learned a long not to trust the man Washington; he has never kept his word.
  • Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪ 2012/04/25 20:32:29
    YES, I agree!
    Kat ♪ ~BTO-t-BCRA-F~ ♪
    +10
    Most assuredly
  • Doc 2012/03/23 03:08:51
    YES, I agree!
    Doc
    +12
    White man build big fire, sit far away
    Indian build little fire, sit real close
    Obama say he build both, and blame Bush when run out of wood
  • Stryder Doc 2012/05/20 19:10:55
    Stryder
    +7
    Excellent!
  • Doc Stryder 2012/05/20 20:50:41
    Doc
    +5
    The first two lines I got from my Grandfather
    The last one I made up
  • Stryder Doc 2012/05/20 21:37:32
    Stryder
    +5
    Too funny both ways.
  • Doc Stryder 2012/06/26 18:17:24
    Doc
    +1
    Thanks!!
  • dasimon1 Doc 2012/05/21 12:32:26
    dasimon1
    +5
    Very Good :))
  • Doc dasimon1 2012/06/26 18:17:39
    Doc
    Grandpa was a funny man!
  • Selkets... Doc 2012/06/26 15:21:42
  • Doc Selkets... 2012/06/26 18:17:51
  • Welshtaff 2012/02/25 01:28:14
    YES, I agree!
    Welshtaff
    +10
    If they are smart they won't vote for him. American Indians
  • Just me ♥ 2012/02/24 21:01:27
    YES, I agree!
    Just me ♥
    +13
    He's not getting this Native American's support!!
  • Peewee ~PWCM~JLA 2012/02/24 20:47:13
    YES, I agree!
    Peewee ~PWCM~JLA
    +9
    Haaa!!!
  • Dagon 2011/11/06 15:44:24
  • CharlesG BN-0 2011/11/06 15:23:25
    YES, I agree!
    CharlesG BN-0
    +13
    Did he wear a loincloth and speak in a "Hollywood" native American accent?
  • Stryder Charles... 2012/05/20 19:12:49
    Stryder
    +5
    I'm guessing he wore a buckskin tutu.
  • Bob S Charles... 2012/05/20 19:20:08
    Bob S
    +4
    with the other group of 1%ers that the hypocrite blasts almost every day and then goes begging for their help. If they support him they too are jerks.
  • SteveMarine- JLA 2011/11/06 14:31:17
    YES, I agree!
    SteveMarine- JLA
    +11
    Haha good one.

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