Obama seeks Native American support.
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2011/01/18 03:05:34
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It was late October 2012, and election time again. So Barrack Hussein decided to go to a reservation to win support from Native American "people of color."
And the members of the tribe were all assembled there in the Council Hall to hear Obama's speech.
Obama brought along his world-famous teleprompter, and he felt confident that he was his old usual eloquent self.
The crowded hall of Native Americans kept getting more and more visibly excited as Obama touched on all his agendas.
First he said,"I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!"
At Obama's words the crowd went wild, shouting "Zawa! Zawa!"
Although BO was a bit puzzled by the native language, he was encouraged by their enthusiasm.
So he went on, saying, "I promise gambling reforms to allow a casino on the reservation!"
"Zawa! Zawa!" the crowd shouted out, now they began stomping their feet.
Obama was in his glory, and he could not suppress the arrogant impulse to gloat to himself inwardly as he went on,
"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Zawa! Zawa! Zawa!"
Obama knew then that he had the tribe in the palm of his hand, so he wrapped up his speech promising them excellent healthcare.
After that the tumult inside became almost deafening, as all the tribal members shouted out as if in one loud clear voice: Zawa! Zawa! Zawa! Zawa!!!
After his speech, Obama went for a tour of the reservation. And saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised in Kenya and knew a bit about the cattle in his homeland, Barrack asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle.
"Sure," the Chief said,
"but be careful not to step in the zawa."
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Do you agree that Lib kool-aid is ZAWA?
And the members of the tribe were all assembled there in the Council Hall to hear Obama's speech.
Obama brought along his world-famous teleprompter, and he felt confident that he was his old usual eloquent self.
The crowded hall of Native Americans kept getting more and more visibly excited as Obama touched on all his agendas.
First he said,"I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!"
At Obama's words the crowd went wild, shouting "Zawa! Zawa!"
Although BO was a bit puzzled by the native language, he was encouraged by their enthusiasm.
So he went on, saying, "I promise gambling reforms to allow a casino on the reservation!"
"Zawa! Zawa!" the crowd shouted out, now they began stomping their feet.
Obama was in his glory, and he could not suppress the arrogant impulse to gloat to himself inwardly as he went on,
"I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Zawa! Zawa! Zawa!"
Obama knew then that he had the tribe in the palm of his hand, so he wrapped up his speech promising them excellent healthcare.
After that the tumult inside became almost deafening, as all the tribal members shouted out as if in one loud clear voice: Zawa! Zawa! Zawa! Zawa!!!
After his speech, Obama went for a tour of the reservation. And saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised in Kenya and knew a bit about the cattle in his homeland, Barrack asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle.
"Sure," the Chief said,
"but be careful not to step in the zawa."
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Do you agree that Lib kool-aid is ZAWA?
So obama gives a speech to a gathering of Native Americans. Afterwards the chiefs awarded him his own Indian name, Walking Eagle. obama was pleased!
But a reporter asked one of the chiefs after the ceremony what the title meant.
"That bird so full of sh*t he can't fly."
"Never pass up a chance to keep your mouth shut."
-- Will Rogers
Cherokee
I cannot speak for all indians but the ones in my family and ones I know will not vote for Obama and surprisingly they hated Bush but have more respect for Bush than they do Obama.
The closest translation for the names they use for them is Bush's would be 'the great deciever' and Obama's would be 'the liar incarnate'.
Indian build little fire, sit real close
Obama say he build both, and blame Bush when run out of wood
The last one I made up