Night Nurse (joke)
very tired nurse - Tara -walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an
18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal
thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she
realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without
missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!'
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