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Elleryqueen 2012/08/06 16:10:22

A married couple went to the hospital to
have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had
invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the
baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very
much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for
starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever
experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and
asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."

The doctor then
adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The
doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was
doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel
quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She
and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the
porch.

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