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New reality show in Texas

Welshtaff 2012/05/01 01:37:13


Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"


The eight contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.


They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.


From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.


Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read, . . .

"I'm a Democrat"

"Amnesty for Illegals"

"I love the Dixie Chicks"

"Boycott Beef"

"I Voted for Obama"

"George Strait Sucks"

"Hillary in 2012"

And . . .

"I'm here to confiscate your guns"


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  • Old Salt 2012/05/01 02:16:13
    Old Salt
    +14
    Damn Liberals coming down to Texas.... they DONT belong here, they're NOT wanted here, and they’re NOT needed here! Crap, Tell any democrat in Texas you will give him a "Penny for His thoughts," he'll have to give you change back!

    One thing about being Liberal in Texas, we NEVER have to confuse them; they were already born that way. However, IT'S sometimes a GOOD THING to have one in the car with you! Especially when you go to a crowded parking lot... like the HANDICAPED parking! Then when you're really getting sick of them running off with their mouth, ALL you have to do is put them in a circular room, lock the door and tell them to go "sit in the corner!" Two hours later, they're exhausted!

    What do you call a Texas DEMOCRAT with a 140 I.Q? A foursome! Then get 144 of them together and we have GROSS IGNORANCE!

    NO.... these contestants would NEVER get out of Dallas!

    DONT MESS WITH TEXAS

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  • Leasheryn/Lady Willpower 2012/05/04 00:39:14
  • SK-LIBERTY OVER EQUALITY 2012/05/01 19:39:50
    SK-LIBERTY OVER EQUALITY
    +5
    they'll never make it out of Dallas!
  • ☆56lady... SK-LIBE... 2012/05/01 21:05:43
    ☆56lady☆POTL~JLA~PWCM
    +5
    I at least gave them a chance to make it out of Dallas ?!?!? LOL :)
  • SK-LIBE... ☆56lady... 2012/05/01 21:08:29
    SK-LIBERTY OVER EQUALITY
    +4
    You are so much kinder than i am, too. LOL
  • ☆56lady... SK-LIBE... 2012/05/01 21:13:01
  • Cricket 2012/05/01 14:04:22
    Cricket
    +5
    Are these dips the participants? lol

    Revenge  texan style
  • ReconMa... Cricket 2012/05/01 16:49:10
    ReconMarine~AVA/POTL/JLA/PWCM
    +4
    Could be, Hon...Display the LIB stickers and not know what they stand for...lol~!!!
  • Cricket ReconMa... 2012/05/01 16:50:02
    Cricket
    +4
    That's a good one!
  • ReconMa... Cricket 2012/05/01 17:52:21
    ReconMarine~AVA/POTL/JLA/PWCM
    +3
    Yep...LIB Mindset....DUMB....lol~!!!
  • Dave**Gay for Girls** 2012/05/01 13:50:25
    Dave**Gay for Girls**
    +8
    That show would be over before they get out of Dallas. RPG damage....
    Guy driving pink VW
  • Lady Whitewolf 2012/05/01 11:10:34
    Lady Whitewolf
    +2
    OH PUH-LEEZE..... people on those so-called "survivor" shows couldn't "survive" a party!!!
  • Rachel 2012/05/01 06:33:49
    Rachel
    +5
    ... I don't think all contestants will live thru one episode. :-D
  • sglmom 2012/05/01 05:36:56
    sglmom
    +8
    I'd actually tune in to this one ..
    Mayhap they'll be headed to the Ft Hood Area?
    (that'd be hilarious .. just to watch then!)
  • gregaj7 2012/05/01 05:25:44
    gregaj7
    +5
    So, the one that doesn't die from bullet-wounds wins?
  • Bureauc 0webama 2012/05/01 05:11:11
    Bureauc 0webama
    +4
    First show featuring 0bama, pelosi, reid, debbie wasserman shultz, Maxine Waters, Tim Gietner, Rahm Emanuel and eric holder.
    Welcome to Texas boys and girls.
  • Bureauc... Bureauc... 2012/05/01 05:16:37 (edited)
    Bureauc 0webama
    +8
    In all honesty, I can't remember the last time I saw an 0bama bumper sticker. If there is any support for him in Texas, they are not openly displaying it.
  • Old Salt Bureauc... 2012/05/01 14:59:09
    Old Salt
    +5
    They will in Sheila Jackson Lee's area... but we pretty much disown that area!
  • ReconMa... Old Salt 2012/05/01 20:45:36
    ReconMarine~AVA/POTL/JLA/PWCM
    +3
    Oh, yeah...forgot about that Wack Job
  • Old Salt ReconMa... 2012/05/01 23:24:28
    Old Salt
    +3
    Sure WISH I could! :)
  • ReconMa... Old Salt 2012/05/02 00:36:18
    ReconMarine~AVA/POTL/JLA/PWCM
    +3
    I hear you...She really is a Nut Job...fits in with the wacko's here and that one Nut in Florida...
  • Charles E Bureauc... 2012/05/05 19:52:34
    Charles E
    +1
    In Illinois the morons already have their Obama 2012 stickers on.
  • Leasher... Bureauc... 2012/05/04 00:41:37
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +2
    Wasssername shultz? I'd love to see that!!
  • U-Dog 2012/05/01 03:03:41
    U-Dog
    +7
    That would be a survivor with no survivors LOL
  • Louis Contreras 2012/05/01 02:27:43
    Louis Contreras
    +4
    Driving around Texas would take longer than a single TV season
  • Old Salt 2012/05/01 02:16:13
    Old Salt
    +14
    Damn Liberals coming down to Texas.... they DONT belong here, they're NOT wanted here, and they’re NOT needed here! Crap, Tell any democrat in Texas you will give him a "Penny for His thoughts," he'll have to give you change back!

    One thing about being Liberal in Texas, we NEVER have to confuse them; they were already born that way. However, IT'S sometimes a GOOD THING to have one in the car with you! Especially when you go to a crowded parking lot... like the HANDICAPED parking! Then when you're really getting sick of them running off with their mouth, ALL you have to do is put them in a circular room, lock the door and tell them to go "sit in the corner!" Two hours later, they're exhausted!

    What do you call a Texas DEMOCRAT with a 140 I.Q? A foursome! Then get 144 of them together and we have GROSS IGNORANCE!

    NO.... these contestants would NEVER get out of Dallas!

    DONT MESS WITH TEXAS
  • ☆56lady... Old Salt 2012/05/01 02:28:22
  • ReconMa... ☆56lady... 2012/05/01 17:58:48
    ReconMarine~AVA/POTL/JLA/PWCM
    +5
    Especially their Women, Hon....lol~!!! texas women texas women texas women
  • Walt Old Salt 2012/05/01 03:31:07
    Walt
    +10
    Liberals who leave their failed liberal cities and states to move to Texas are the modern equivalent of post Civil War carpet baggers.
  • JohnT Walt 2012/05/01 04:45:40
    JohnT
    +6
    I have to agree with you, I would rather move to Iraq first than Texas, could understand them better and are more friendly.
  • Walt JohnT 2012/05/01 04:49:51
    Walt
    +9
    Um... Okay. I had to rave your comment, since it seemed honest.
  • JohnT Walt 2012/05/01 04:51:33
    JohnT
    +4
    It is, being from California I have already endured your fine folks once and that was enough.
  • Old Salt JohnT 2012/05/01 15:23:52
    Old Salt
    +7
    May I STRONGLY suggest you not apply for this Survivor Series? We Texans are a very Proud People and you would not be welcomed here. Your attitude was such of an ARRAGANT person on your first visit.... that's why "once was enough" for you........ and US! :)
  • MIZ® ₱... Old Salt 2012/05/02 02:52:03
    MIZ®  ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ   †
    +6
    That's right!
  • JohnT Old Salt 2012/05/02 04:51:52
    JohnT
    I only responded based upon the whole macho Survivor crap question that some arrogant redneck put up there. It wasn't cute or intelligent just more ignorant crap southern stupidity. I responded truthfully because the one trip I took down there in the 70's with my Hispanic wife could not get someone to wait on her, until I asked them what the problem was and seeing I was white than they helped her. I haven't forgiven your dumb ass state for blatant racism since and you can shove the one star wherever it will best fit.
  • Old Salt JohnT 2012/05/02 05:45:28
  • JohnT Old Salt 2012/05/02 14:04:43
    JohnT
    +1
    It did happen and it was July of 1970, have not been back since. I guess that is why we were shocked and angry it should not have happened.
  • Old Salt JohnT 2012/05/02 18:44:40
    Old Salt
    +3
    42 years ago... things were indeed a lot different, yes?
  • Leasher... JohnT 2012/05/04 00:45:15
    Leasheryn/Lady Willpower
    +1
    How do you know he's an arrogant redneck? How do you know where he's from? It might be a big surprise for you if you did know. Bet you aren't intelligent enough to even try to figure it out.
  • ReconMa... JohnT 2012/05/01 20:22:32
    ReconMarine~AVA/POTL/JLA/PWCM
    +4
    CA...Figures..
    Born and raised and Can't wait to get away from all You LIB'S that ruined a Once beautiful State..You f'k up everything you do and touch...Stay in CA, suits you and your Belief's...Nowhere is does...oh...except Iraq...according to you...
  • MIZ® ₱... JohnT 2012/05/02 02:51:46
    MIZ®  ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ   †
    +4
    Being from California... explains a LOT.

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