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New Priest in Texas...

Link 2011/12/09 18:55:44
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from
his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day
outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly called the local police station....


The conversation went like this:


''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''


''And the best of the day te yerself.... This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn”


Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care
of the last rites!''


There was dead silence on the line for a moment.....


Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also
obliged to notify the next of kin.''

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