New CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shake up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is
determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the
CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to
let them know he means business. The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "How much
money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and
replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO takes $600 in cash from his
pocket and screams, "Here's two weeks' pay, GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and
asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish
grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."