Actually ..
Whatever is the best price on the Warehouse Sale Days ..
I tend to stock up on TP (as well as paper towels, paper napkins and other supplies)
when the Warehouse sales come along
I like... no, I NEED the soft stuff. Here's a limerick I sent to our office building's facilities manager a couple of weeks ago:
Mr. Park, we must stop the insaneness;
These conditions are brutally heinous.
Do you think you could issue
A new brand of tissue?
The stuff we have here hurts my anus.
Whatever is the best price on the Warehouse Sale Days ..
I tend to stock up on TP (as well as paper towels, paper napkins and other supplies)
when the Warehouse sales come along
Mr. Park, we must stop the insaneness;
These conditions are brutally heinous.
Do you think you could issue
A new brand of tissue?
The stuff we have here hurts my anus.
I wipe my heiny with the actual text of the U.S. healthcare law (Obamacare). It will last for years!
Thanks for responding